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Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 8611 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Epic Battles Fought: | 17 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 1 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 17 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 377 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 20 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
– Our DIAMOND ore spawns are so abundant that you’ll be swimming in bling bling in no time! – The creepers on our server have been trained to break dance instead of exploding, making them the life of the party! – Our villagers have a secret underground society where they throw wild raves every night. Who knew those little guys could party so hard? – The Ender Dragon has a crush on Steve and keeps leaving him love notes around the map. It’s getting pretty awkward, but hey, love is love! – Our server has a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. Just make sure not to eat too much or you might turn into a gingerbread man!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.