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Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 3592 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Treasure Maps Found: | 5 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 19 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 17 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
– Our DIAMOND ore spawns are so abundant that you’ll be swimming in bling bling in no time! – The creepers on our server have been trained to break dance instead of exploding, making them the life of the party! – Our villagers have a secret underground society where they throw wild raves every night. Who knew those little guys could party so hard? – The Ender Dragon has a crush on Steve and keeps leaving him love notes around the map. It’s getting pretty awkward, but hey, love is love! – Our server has a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. Just make sure not to eat too much or you might turn into a gingerbread man!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.