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Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 9875 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 8 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 3 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 33 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
Gods Slained: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 |
– Our DIAMOND ore spawns are so abundant that you’ll be swimming in bling bling in no time! – The creepers on our server have been trained to break dance instead of exploding, making them the life of the party! – Our villagers have a secret underground society where they throw wild raves every night. Who knew those little guys could party so hard? – The Ender Dragon has a crush on Steve and keeps leaving him love notes around the map. It’s getting pretty awkward, but hey, love is love! – Our server has a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. Just make sure not to eat too much or you might turn into a gingerbread man!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.