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Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 8750 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 |
Farms Harvested: | 888 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6915 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 17 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
– Our DIAMOND ore spawns are so abundant that you’ll be swimming in bling bling in no time! – The creepers on our server have been trained to break dance instead of exploding, making them the life of the party! – Our villagers have a secret underground society where they throw wild raves every night. Who knew those little guys could party so hard? – The Ender Dragon has a crush on Steve and keeps leaving him love notes around the map. It’s getting pretty awkward, but hey, love is love! – Our server has a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. Just make sure not to eat too much or you might turn into a gingerbread man!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.