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Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 4527 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 33 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 129 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 5 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
Join us for non-stop chaos and craziness as we encourage all our players to post more scat threads because why not? Who doesn’t love a little poop talk while mining for diamonds?
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret love for disco music. Join us and witness the epic dance battles between the dragon and our players as they try to outdo each other on the dance floor.
So come on down and join the fun! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach because things are about to get messy (literally). See you in the game, faggots!