Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon this server and were immediately greeted by a gang of OG players who showed them the ropes. They were so impressed by the epic builds and wild adventures that they couldn’t resist joining in on the fun.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there are secret treasure chests hidden throughout the server, filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted gear. Will you be the lucky player to uncover these hidden riches?

And let’s not forget about the legendary Paula, the server’s resident expert in all things Minecraft. She’s always ready to lend a helping hand and show you the best mining spots, the coolest redstone contraptions, and the most epic PvP battles.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server and experience the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you? But one thing’s for sure, you won’t be disappointed!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Crops Grown:	7320
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Chimeras Created:	2
Emeralds Found:	3452	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Tophat

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Welcome to Tophat Minecraft Server!

Join our vibrant community and experience thrilling gameplay in a unique BoxPvP environment! Whether you’re a veteran combatant or just starting your adventure, Tophat offers a dynamic arena where strategy and skill come together for epic battles.

Features: – BoxPvP Arena: Engage in fast-paced, action-packed matches where only the best emerge victorious.

– Tournaments: Participate in exciting tournaments with fantastic prizes and prove your worth against the best players.

– Community Events: Join in on our fun community events for a chance to win exclusive rewards and meet fellow players.

– Cross-Version Support: Play seamlessly across versions 1.8x-1.21x (with 1.20.1 as the main version).

Connect now at tophat.mysrv.us and become part of the Tophat members! Join our Discord server for the latest updates, announcements, and others

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Tribe Thread Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a unique feature called “cock tribute requests and saves”! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is home to the most epic and majestic cock statues you will ever see in Minecraft. Players can request their very own cock tribute to be built in their honor, or save their favorite cock creations for future generations to admire.

2. We have a secret underground cock fighting arena where players can battle it out with their feathered friends in intense PvP matches. The winner gets to claim the title of Cock Champion and earn exclusive rewards.

3. Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a giant cock who roams the land, terrorizing players who dare to challenge its might. Will you be brave enough to face this legendary creature and claim its treasure?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	65	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Farms Harvested:	796	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

makes you mad < Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where everything is turned up to 11!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has a special plugin that randomly makes you mad for no reason at all! One minute you’ll be peacefully mining for diamonds, and the next you’ll be throwing your pickaxe at a zombie for stealing your lunch money. It’s chaos at its finest!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical potato. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just how we roll on this server!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride of madness, mayhem, and maybe even a little bit of mining. Just watch out for those angry chickens!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

KickOutCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera in the virtual world!

Join us for some outrageous adventures and crazy stories, just like the time when a player’s sister-in-law kicked them out of their house in the game for no reason at all! Can you believe it? It’s like a real-life soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

Build your own virtual house, take care of virtual kids, and deal with virtual gasslighting from other players. Who knew Minecraft could be so dramatic and intense? But hey, that’s what makes our server so unique and entertaining!

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s full of surprises, drama, and unexpected twists, then look no further. Join us now and experience the chaos for yourself! Just remember, what happens in our Minecraft world stays in our Minecraft world. 😉

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

RedstoneRevolution – Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness the power of the almighty Potato Cannon, a creation so revolutionary that it has single-handedly changed the course of history in our server.

Picture this: a group of players armed with nothing but potatoes and a dream, coming together to build the ultimate weapon of mass destruction. The Potato Cannon has the ability to launch potatoes at lightning speed, causing chaos and destruction wherever it goes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of fearless warriors who ride into battle on the backs of giant chickens. Together, they fight off hordes of evil mobs and protect our precious potato crops at all costs.

So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness the power of the Potato Cannon and ride into battle on a giant chicken? Join us now and become a part of the most ridiculous and entertaining server in the Minecraft universe!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

PixelPeenPraise

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where no one appreciates the true beauty of your pixelated manhood? Look no further, because on our server, we have a whole cult dedicated to worshipping the majestic phallus of every player!

Join us and receive compliments like “Your blocky member is truly a work of art” and “I’ve never seen such a magnificent pickaxe before!” Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon himself once whispered sweet nothings about a player’s diamond sword.

So if you want your Minecraft experience to be filled with praise for your virtual manhood, come join us and show off your impressive block-building skills in more ways than one!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Star Shards Collected:	170
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Divine Spears Created:	18	Epic Shields Constructed:	22

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

PentagonCraft – No Arms Embargo!

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yo yo yo, listen up fam! u gotta join this lit minecraft server cuz it’s so freakin’ epic, like seriously bro.

imagine this, right, you spawn in and you’re greeted by a freakin’ talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who gives you quests to go on epic adventures. like, one time he asked me to find the legendary diamond sword of doom and i had to battle a horde of evil chickens to get it.

and get this, there’s a secret underground base where you can team up with other players to take on the evil Ender Dragon. but watch out, cuz there’s a rumor that the dragon is actually controlled by a group of evil llamas who want to take over the server.

oh, and did i mention that there’s a hidden disco party room where you can dance the night away with your friends? it’s like the coolest thing ever, trust me.

so come join us on this insane minecraft server, where anything is possible and the fun never stops. trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	68
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Westera SMP

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Saddle up and dive into Westera, a Western-themed SMP server that blends classic survival gameplay with immersive mechanics tailored just for you.

Our True West Survival mode keeps things authentic, offering a fully unaltered Minecraft experience – even the chat stays true to vanilla roots. But this isn’t just your average survival world; it’s a competitive wilderness where seasoned pioneers are eager to share their knowledge and get you on your way to mastering the frontier.

Grab your hat, round up your friends, and join the adventure—there’s a whole frontier waiting to be claimed!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Star Shards Collected:	165
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	76

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

WildGrief » Griefing, Anarchy, Best anti-cheat server for Minecraft

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WILDGRIEF ✔ ___________________________________________ IP: mc.WildGrief.me Donate: https://WildGrief.me/ Available versions: [1.16.X – 1.20.X] Recommended version: [1.16.5] The world is at your feet ➩ Survival ➩ Griefersky ➩ Sky PVP ➥ Private and unique plugins ➥ Smartphone with different games ➥ Fun and friendly players ➥ No lags on weak PCs ➥ Many modes ➥ Free donation ➥ Large online ➥ No lags ➥ Best Anti-Cheat ✔ MineCraft reference server. ___________________________________________

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Buildings Constructed:	35

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Get ready to craft ‘n’ laugh on the TerraFirmaCraft Server! Just watch out for those sneaky creepers! v1.20.1

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	TerraFirmaGreg
Modpack	TerraFirmaGreg Modpack
Claimed Chunks	50 per player
Force Loaded Chunks	3 per player
Discord	https://ds.leafxp.net

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. What is the modpack for this server?

The modpack for this server is TerraFirmaGreg, which combines TerraFirmaCraft and GregTech to create a realistic and challenging gameplay experience in Minecraft.

2. How many claimed chunks do players get?

Each player is allotted 50 claimed chunks on the server to prevent griefing.

3. Is the server up 24/7?

Yes, the server is up 24/7 and has backups with a script in case of a crash to ensure minimal downtime.

4. Are there any specific playstyles encouraged on the server?

All playstyles are welcome on the server, from builders to traders to adventurers. The community is open to diverse gameplay styles.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Crafty Nations Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of living in boring old countries with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the best country in the world! Why, you ask? Because we have flying pigs as our national animal and our national sport is llama racing! Our president is a talking cat named Sir Meowsalot who wears a top hat and monocle. Plus, our currency is made out of diamonds and emeralds because why not? Join our server and experience the wackiest country in the world!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Why are there so many games with little girls as protagonists?… Minecraft SMP

character agency, Character development, cultural impact, Diversity, Female Characters, female empowerment, female gamers, games, gaming industry, gender representation, Gender Roles, Girls, Little Girls, Minecraft, narrative design, Player Demographics, Protagonists, representation in media, smp, social norms, Stereotypes, storytelling, video games

Tired of playing as a boring old Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP server lets you play as a sassy little girl with magical powers! That’s right, forget about mining and crafting, now you can cast spells and summon unicorns to do your bidding.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. And if you manage to find one, you’ll be the envy of all your friends (and enemies) on the server.

Join us on this crazy adventure where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some magic happen!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Star Shards Collected:	200	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

MagicManiac Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! Our server is filled with mystical creatures, enchanted lands, and secret potions that will make you feel like a wizard.

Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be granted the power to fly like a dragon and breathe fire like a phoenix. Plus, our admins are actually wizards in disguise, so if you ask them nicely, they might just grant you three wishes (no guarantees though).

But be warned, our server is also home to a mischievous group of leprechauns who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. One time, they turned all the diamonds on the server into blocks of cheese just for laughs!

So if you’re ready to experience the closest thing humans have to magic, join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to be spellbound!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

BrokeCraft: The Struggle is Real

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Are you tired of mining for diamonds all day just to have them stolen by some pesky creeper? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft server where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers run in fear!

Forget about struggling to survive in the harsh world of Minecraft, on our server, you’ll be living in a luxurious mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks! And don’t worry about food, our pigs drop golden apples instead of pork chops.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Money Tree, where you can literally pluck stacks of emeralds off its branches. And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a ride on our unicorn mounts and explore the enchanted forest filled with talking animals and magical treasures.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the high life of Minecraft like never before!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

MapleMC

Challenges, Creative, Custom Enchants, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Factions, Griefing, Minigames, Parkour, Plugins, PvP, Quests, Ranks, Roleplay, Shop, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

MapleMC is a Minecraft Survival server with chill community where you can aim to become the best player by grinding to get loot, creating clans, earning money, and fighting others. You can also decide to live peacefully with peaceful clans.

IP: Play.MapleMC.fun

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Divine Spears Created:	27	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.