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Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 6650 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 17 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 5 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 17 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 14 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
Join our server for a chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen, or build a house out of diamond blocks while being chased by a pack of creepers. Trust us, you’ve never played Minecraft like this before!
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Dragon blindfolded, you’ll unlock the ability to fly on a giant chicken!
So what are you waiting for? Join MAURICE you EEEEDIOT now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, don’t be autistic when accepting friend requests – it’s all part of the fun!