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| Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 1514 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 4797 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 32 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 32 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 76 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Towns Built: | 8 |
Join us and experience a world where creepers wear party hats, pigs ride on top of chickens, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally, we have a diamond rain plugin). Our spawn area is a giant meme museum filled with the dankest memes from the depths of the internet.
But that’s not all! We have custom mini-games like “TNT Tag” where the floor is literally lava made of TNT, and “Sheep Racing” where you can ride on the back of a sheep and race against your friends. And don’t even get us started on our custom mobs – ever seen a zombie wearing a tutu and doing the macarena? You will on our server!
So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Come on in and join the madness, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash from too many exploding chickens).
