Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where chaos reigns supreme and the memes flow like water? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all things ridiculous and hilarious!

Join us and experience a world where creepers wear party hats, pigs ride on top of chickens, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally, we have a diamond rain plugin). Our spawn area is a giant meme museum filled with the dankest memes from the depths of the internet.

But that’s not all! We have custom mini-games like “TNT Tag” where the floor is literally lava made of TNT, and “Sheep Racing” where you can ride on the back of a sheep and race against your friends. And don’t even get us started on our custom mobs – ever seen a zombie wearing a tutu and doing the macarena? You will on our server!

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Come on in and join the madness, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash from too many exploding chickens).

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

FireMC

Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

FireMC is a unique Minecraft server that centers around the concept of lifesteal. This means that players have the ability to steal health from their enemies when they successfully land hits on them in combat.With 2 active owners who are dedicated to providing a high-quality gaming experience, FireMC is always bustling with activity. The server is designed to be both challenging and rewarding, with a balanced mix of PvP and PvE gameplay.Players can join the server at the IP address “firemc.mcplay.eu” and will find a range of different game modes to choose from. Whether you’re a fan of survival, creative mode, or something in between, there’s something for everyone on FireMC.The server also features a variety of custom plugins and mods that have been carefully selected to enhance the gameplay experience. From unique weapons and armor to special abilities and enchantments, players will find plenty of new and exciting features to explore.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Cradle of Civilizations

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

USE WHITELISTING-LINK TO JOIN!Cradle of Civilizations is a JAVA open world RPG since 2021.The Cradle focuses on roleplay, world-building and lore. We have created perhaps the best Open World RPG ever realized by Minecraft. Create or join your new nation in a medieval-inspired fantasy setting, make war on your enemies, use shrewd diplomacy or bend the economy too your iron will… All is possible in the Cradle of Civilizations…– VoiceChat Supported (Fabric Loader Required) – Texture Pack (Optifine required) – We use +70 plugins to enhance your gameplay. – Events, World bosses, and much more…

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

TurtleCraftNetwork

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	56
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

EmeraldsMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to EmeraldsMC! >> PLAY.EMERALDSMC.COMWe have a main /SURVIVAL world, along with a separate /PVP WORLD. Join us today!– Build thriving towns to show off your creativity. – Run successful shops and amass riches in-game. – Challenge yourself and others with exciting weekly tasks.Join us today and embark on an epic Minecraft adventure!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Runes Activated:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Enchantments Applied:	226
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Magic Wands Crafted:	25

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

FunnyMcraft

Economy, Survival

Minecraft server where you can find a great community. Don’t hesitate and join us, we’d love to see you. You can join with versions from 1.8 to 1.20, but we recommend 1.20

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Love Letters Sent:	16
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	10

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

SynthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

SynthCraft is a community-based Survival server! We invest a lot of time into our community, having fun together, whilst playing a blocky game together :DHave fun!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	219	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Magic Items Found:	4257
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Alpha Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP, Survival

Alpha Prison is a CUSTOM CODED OP Prison with many features that has been up for 3 years ! Here you will find some of our feature: – Custom personal mine: everyone has his own mine which has different levels ( up to 130k levels ) and different types like rainbow, supreme, wonderland – Custom key system: we have implemented a custom system that let you gain Money and Token boosters as rewards instead of the classic static amount. That way you can gain infinite multiplier just by playing ! – Custom Island Spawner: the server uses Island as concept of gang where you can team up with your friends. All the custom spawners of the server got stacked in the /island spawners and it’s all virtual, that way it doesn’t depend on where you are, you can claim the rewards from anywhere. – Custom Skills and Milestones: those are rewards that you gain while playing, most of them based on amount of blocks broken, other based on playtime and such.Those are just some of our features. You should join the server to get a full view of all the features. Server support also bedrock players with the IP: bedrock.alphaprison.net with port 19132.I’m MasterZen#9263 on discord if you want to reach me out We’re looking for partners to work with !

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Magic Items Found:	1654
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

SqueejCraft

Creative, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

SqueejCraft is a hard difficulty, semi-vanilla SMP server built to respect Mojang’s vision by ensuring that the raw vanilla experience remains in-tact without sacrificing server functionality or gameplay quality. Set home points, claim land, teleport to friends, and create/trade from chest shops in a unique and simple server environment without any microtransactions or gimmicks.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zombie Dances:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Lunarsky

Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock

Lunarsky is a cozy construction server with Skyblock and Citybuild, but without a mining world. You sell ores from a quarry stone generator and buy the blocks you need. It has a very friendly community and is played on the Aquatic Update ^^

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

CarrotMC

Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

CarrotMC PvP , FFA , KitPvP , 1v1 With Indian Feel And No Lag It Is Available For Bedrock (PE) + Java Cracked

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	2523
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

MineClassic

KitPvP, Mini Games, Survival Games

Welcome to the MineClassic Network. In versions 1.20+, we offer minigames such as Survival Games, KitPvP (with progression, abilities, perks, etc.) and our unique gamemode Platshot!Join now at play.mineclassic.org

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Secret Passages Found:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

KronosMC

Economy, Survival

KronosMC is a minecraft server that was made by 3 College students who enjoy minecraft and would like to build a community by bringing as many players into 1 server as possible. KronosMC was created in December 2022 and is constantly being updated to give players a different playstyle to minecraft. As of right now there is only one single mode which is survival multiplayer which is an open world survival mode with claims,quests,friends and much more. We are still working on the server as of right now so do expect to see some regular updates in our discord server which will also be where all the server announcements will be. We will be creating more gamemodes in the future of KronosMC but as of now we will be focusing on the survival mode as our main focus. Hopefully we will be seeing you on the server soon, have a good day!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Ores Mined:	9362
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

ProsperityCraft

Survival

Welcome to Prosperity Craft – A Unique Survival ExperienceEmbark on an extraordinary journey in the world of Prosperity Craft, where survival meets innovation! Our server is carefully crafted to provide players with a distinct and engaging experience, blending the classic elements of Minecraft survival with a touch of custom features that set us apart.Community-driven Events: Join our thriving community in regular events and challenges. From building competitions to epic boss battles, there’s always something exciting happening on Prosperity Craft.Rank Progression System: Ascend the ranks on Prosperity Craft and unlock exclusive perks and privileges. Whether you’re a novice or a seasoned survivor, our carefully designed rank system rewards dedication and skill.Land Claim and Player Protection: Secure your territory with our land claim system, ensuring that your hard-earned creations are safe from harm. Collaborate with other players or venture out as a lone survivor—it’s your world to shape. Enhanced Survival Mechanics: Experience survival like never before with carefully tuned gameplay mechanics. Join us for a unique and immersive adventure where every decision shapes your journey.Active and Supportive Community: Prosperity Craft is more than just a server; it’s a community of passionate players. Our dedicated staff and friendly community members are always ready to assist and welcome newcomers.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Gempers Place

Survival

Welcome to Gempers Place! We are a semi-vanilla community focused SMP. Learn more about us and what we offer below! Community is Key: At Gemper’s Place, we pride ourselves on fostering a strong and welcoming community. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer to the blocky landscapes, our community is here to support and guide you. Join forces with fellow players, collaborate on ambitious projects, and partake in exciting events!Vote Crates Galore: Your voice matters, and we reward your dedication with our vote crate system. By casting your vote, you will receive rewards that enhance your Minecraft experience. From rare items to economy related goods, our vote crates ensure that your commitment to our community doesn’t go unnoticed.Bedrock Compatibility: No player is left behind at Gemper’s Place. We’ve seamlessly integrated Bedrock compatibility, bridging the gap between Java and Bedrock Editions. Whether you’re playing on PC, console, or mobile, everyone can join in the fun and contribute to the ever-expanding world we’re building together.Grief Protection: Building your dream creations without the fear of griefing is essential, and Gemper’s Place prioritizes the protection of your hard work. Our advanced grief protection measures ensure a secure environment for players to express their creativity without the worry of malicious interference. Your builds are safe with us!Join us at mc.gempersplaces.net and become a part of our Minecraft community. Discover a server where camaraderie, rewards, compatibility, and protection converge to create an unparalleled gaming experience. The adventure awaits, and we can’t wait to welcome you!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Villages Defended:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Crown Lands

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Embark on a thrilling adventure at CrownLands, your premier Minecraft destination! Immerse yourself in a dynamic community where your input matters. With frequent updates, captivating quests, and a commitment to player feedback, every moment is tailored for your enjoyment. Join us now and experience a Minecraft world like never before, filled with excitement and endless possibilities. Your journey awaits at CrownLands – where community and gameplay come together to create an unparalleled gaming experience!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Buildings Constructed:	31

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!