Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

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🤣🎮 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a sugar rush? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate playground for talentless freaks and misfits alike! Our director may not get it, but who needs talent when you’ve got pure chaos and hilarity on your side? Join us for epic battles, crazy builds, and a community that’s as bonkers as a chicken riding a pig! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and show the world that being a freak has never been so awesome! 💥🐷🤪 #JoinTheMadness #MinecraftMayhem

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Enchantments Applied:	133
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	New Chunks Explored:	268636
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Void Armor Forged:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Ores Mined:	1981
Buildings Constructed:	44	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	4781
Void Armor Forged:	13	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Potions Brewed:	113	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Ores Mined:	6214	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	1020	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Animals Bred:	174

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

FrontierSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

InfiniteMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	72

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Warden City

Survival

Warden City only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

AllianceCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

EnchantMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Survival

EnchantMC.com is a fresh Pixelmon Server played by SpicyHindu. Join us today on Pixelmon Reforged v8.4.2!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/enchantmc.1918096! IP: squirtle.enchantmc.com Website: https://enchantmc.com Plugins installed on server: Pixelmon, GTS, Nucleus

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	326	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

MinnesotaMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.MinessiiMC, is a Minecraft Java Edition/Bedrock network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Meteorites Collected:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Potions Brewed:	50
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Citrus

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Join our Survival Economy Server for an exciting gaming experience! We offer AFK Farms, intense PVP action, land claims to protect your creations, XP Leveling with kits, and the thrilling mcMMO plugin. Our active and friendly community loves to build and farm together, and we’re always chatting on Discord. Join us now for endless adventures!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.