Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the wackiest, craziest, most bonkers place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks! Or how about a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger hidden deep within the mines?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive rainbow unicorn herd that you can ride into battle against evil zombie llamas. And don’t forget about our exclusive disco party every Friday night in the Nether realm!

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride of insanity and hilarity that you won’t find anywhere else! Trust us, you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re even playing Minecraft!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	15

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	818362	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	797533
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Dragon Eggs Found:	2074
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zombie Dances:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	27	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Divine Spears Created:	22	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	442
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8763	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Enchantments Applied:	239	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Mines Excavated:	1765
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	91
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Mines Excavated:	2127	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Void Armor Forged:	15	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.