Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the wackiest, craziest, most bonkers place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks! Or how about a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger hidden deep within the mines?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive rainbow unicorn herd that you can ride into battle against evil zombie llamas. And don’t forget about our exclusive disco party every Friday night in the Nether realm!

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride of insanity and hilarity that you won’t find anywhere else! Trust us, you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re even playing Minecraft!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Animals Bred:	84	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Star Shards Collected:	98	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Meteorites Collected:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Chimeras Created:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	75
New Chunks Explored:	268672	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	389322	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	982	Endless Night Skies:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	337	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	55	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Dimension Hops:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Falling into the Void:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Void Armor Forged:	20	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Chimeras Created:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	46

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Farms Harvested:	273
Players Killed by Monsters:	2424	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Magic Items Found:	1044	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Secret Passages Found:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Zombie Dances:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Animals Bred:	99
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	19

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Void Armor Forged:	17
Crops Grown:	6675	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.