Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the wackiest, craziest, most bonkers place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks! Or how about a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger hidden deep within the mines?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive rainbow unicorn herd that you can ride into battle against evil zombie llamas. And don’t forget about our exclusive disco party every Friday night in the Nether realm!

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride of insanity and hilarity that you won’t find anywhere else! Trust us, you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re even playing Minecraft!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Love Letters Sent:	11

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Magic Items Found:	5803	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	24	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Meteorites Collected:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Animals Bred:	96
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Emeralds Found:	3537
Elemental Crystals Collected:	84	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Villages Defended:	15	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	172	Players Killed by Monsters:	8866
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	38
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Mines Excavated:	3789	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	81	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2099	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Chimeras Created:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Zombie Dances:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Astral Projections Made:	1	Magic Items Found:	5226
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Void Gems Collected:	11
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.