Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the wackiest, craziest, most bonkers place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks! Or how about a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger hidden deep within the mines?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive rainbow unicorn herd that you can ride into battle against evil zombie llamas. And don’t forget about our exclusive disco party every Friday night in the Nether realm!

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride of insanity and hilarity that you won’t find anywhere else! Trust us, you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re even playing Minecraft!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Star Shards Collected:	113	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	56

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Ardania

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Dragon Eggs Found:	7660

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Lifestealing

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Lifestealing! We have tried to make the best possible Lifesteal experience. Here are just some of our features:-No eliminations -Custom Clans inspired by popular mobile games -Crystal PvP -Admin-held and automatic events -No claims -Greifing allowed -Practice PVP for rewards (Duels!)Version 1.20.4 Java: lifestealing.com Bedrock: lifestealing.bedrock.minehut.gg (Port: 19132)

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Trans Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

We are a friendly community mostly made up of Transgender people but are welcoming to everyone!We offer a safe space for you to be who you want to be, you can set your pronouns and name in game allowing you to express your identity. We have safety features set up to prevent trolls and harassment too. Some of our features include:— Hundreds of furniture and decoration items to design your homes and bases however you want! — Bugs that spawn in the world and can be caught and displayed or sold for coins! — Custom farming including many new crops, sprinklers to water a wide area and food recipes! — Custom fishing system that adds new fish and a Stardew Valley like fishing minigame! — Seasons that affect all aspects of the server such as crop growth and bug spawns! — Boss fights that have unique and powerful loot! And so much more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

PokeMaster

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

Well guys, I present to you the new Pixelmon server in Spanish, PokeMasters in 1.16.5IN THE MOST UPDATED VERSION OF PIXELMONMod: https://reforged.gg

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Divine Spears Created:	23	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Stonecrest

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Does anyone miss Towny? I do, I miss the good old towny but I have also always felt like towny could be so much more. For too long now I have had this idea I have not yet pursued for a Minecraft server where one player could be King or Queen of the entire server. I have always wondered how this would work. How could we make a server where players create the role-play themselves and allow them to climb the levers of power, who doesn’t love UNLIMiITEeD PoOWErRR? However, we want to make sure it is still Minecraft and for those who don’t want their bases ruined or be in the middle of PvP, we also want to cater to them. IP: Stonecrest.xyz Whitelist: No Dynmap: Yes Difficulty: Hard PvP: Toggleable (across the entire server unless opted in a war event) Economy: 1 Diamond = $1 World Size: 20k Version: 1.19 – 1.20.5

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	109	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Zombie Dances:	6
Mines Excavated:	4475	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

AFCRAFT

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to AFCRAFT, where the possibilities are endless!Our server offers both a survival world and a minigames lobby, so you can choose to embark on a solo adventure or join forces with friends and compete in various games. Our survival world is an immersive experience – Our dedicated community has built some extraordinary things! On the other hand, our minigames lobby has a plethora of high-quality minigames to choose from, including Bedwars, Spleef, Hunger Games, Quake, Party Games, and so many more! With something for everyone, we guarantee you won’t get bored!But it’s not just the gameplay that sets us apart. Our community is incredibly tight-knit, and we pride ourselves on creating a friendly and welcoming atmosphere. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft player or just starting out, you’ll find that our players are always willing to lend a helping hand. You’ll feel right at home in our community, and who knows, you might even make some lifelong friends!In addition to our regular gameplay, we also have weekly community events that are always a blast. From build competitions to scavenger hunts, there’s always something fun going on. These events are a great way to get involved with the community, meet new players, and even win some awesome prizes.So what are you waiting for? Come join us on AFCRAFT where over 3,000 unique players have joined!WEBSITE: AFCRAFT.NET

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

VisualPvP

PvP

VisualPvP is home to the most adrenaline-pumping, competitive Network on the block, and we cherish our vibrant and welcoming community. Your voice matters, and this is where you can make a difference. [1.8 – 1.20]

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

MegaMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Hello! There MegaMC Is a new Public Lifesteal SMP Launched By Me and My Team So You Can Join And Check If You Want To Play You Can And Join Discord For Giveaways Ranks , Crate Keys , and much more Join Now!!!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Alien Abductions:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

KryptonPVP

Creative, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

KriptonPVP is a Minecraft Network where quality will be present from the first moment you connect to the server. Together with the entire staff we try to solve all the problems that arise in the shortest possible time, in addition to adding improvements to the Network so that the gaming experience is better every day. We are also characterized by having a friendly and close staff with users. Every month we invest the money from donations in having servers without lag, being open 24/7, in our own plugins, anti-DDoS protection, anti-Hacks and backups.As you can see, we have all put a lot of effort into making the server the way it is now, so I hope you want to join us on this adventure that we are sure you will have fun with.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Dragon Eggs Found:	2394
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Shadow Kingdom

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Shadow Kingdom is a unique network of many servers dedicated to providing you the best Minecraft experience. Whether you’re a build-savvy architect, competitive PvP warrior, or just looking for a place to meet a tight-knit community of friendly individuals, Shadow Kingdom Network is the place for you! Our network is divided between only 2 main servers: Creative and Towny; both of which are much different from each other. Only operating 2 main game modes allows our team to pay special attention to the small details, and also allows for constant updates, bug fixes, and support. Shadow Kingdom has been running for many years, and our servers are established and jam-packed with many features! We work hard to ensure that every player has a voice. If you have any suggestions or questions, please don’t hesitate to contact us on our forums! https://shadowkingdom.org/We hope to see you in-game soon!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

RLCraft Merciless Sufferings

Economy, Factions, PvE, Survival

RLCraft is back with Version 2.9– No KeepInventory – Exploration Maps that change every 2 weeks – Player Shops -Job System – Factions Create Alliances or declare War on your Enemies. Take over their Territory to steal their Base!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	9673	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Secret Passages Found:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Potions Brewed:	155

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

SuperCraft

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Survival

This is a very friendly server and everyone is welcome here. This server is compatible with Java and cracked players, No toxicity is Tolerated, We are trying to make SuperCraft the best Indian Minecraft server.– Survival Game-Modes coming soon!: – Parkour – SkyBlock – BedWars – ThePit – SkyWars – More to come!Connect with us, join the discord server at https://discord.supercraft.in/

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

AcentraMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	46
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Zombie Dances:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Arcaneva Geopolitical

Earth, Factions, PvP, Roleplay

Arcaneva is a Minecraft 1.19.4 Java and Bedrock server where you can lead or support a nation on EARTH on a Full Scale! What’s stopping you from having a good time?!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

SkyBlade

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

We’re a Minecraft Bedrock and Java cross-play server with a large variety of fun minigames to play! Our goal is to bring the best experience to players, which is why we really want to hear your feedback for us to improve! Join us on Discord and follow us on Twitter and Instagram (@SkyBladeNetwork) to stay up-to-date!To summarise, here’s a LARGE list of things that we offer: – SkyWars, BedWars, The Bridge, TNT Run, TurfWars, Colour Shuffle (Block Party Equivalent), Spleef, Drop, ZAP (Splegg Equivalent), One in the Chamber, Punch (Sumo Equivalent), 1v1 Duels, Free-Build Creative, Parkour, SkyBlock + so much more!So, what are you waiting for? Grab some friends and get playin’! We can’t wait to see you online! 🙂

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Zombie Dances:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”