Blocky Banter: LOL Common Phrases | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	7339
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Votes:	126
Epic Quests Completed:	15	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Dragon Eggs Found:	5694	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as lit as a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the holy grail of blocky goodness! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a castle out of diamond blocks, and have a pet zombie named Bob who does your bidding.

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away.

So if you’re tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow, come join us for a wild ride that will leave you saying, “What’s the most ridiculous common saying? This server is the bomb-diggity!”

Galaxypixelmon

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvP

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2837
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Villages Defended:	16
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3416	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14

About this server Enter Galaxypixelmon and Start your adventurous journey!!!….. minecraft..1.12.2 pixelmon..8.4.3 (–POKEMONS–) (–RAID–) (–POKEMON CREATION- -) (–SYSTEM CLAMS–) (–GLOBAL PURCHASE AND SALE SYSTEM–) (–DEFENSES–) (–DUNGEONS MASMORRAS–) (–QUESTS–) (–PVP– ) (–CONSTRUCTIONS–) (–TOURNAMENTS–) (–EVENTS–) (–DRAWINGS–) (–LEGENDARY KEYS AND BOXES–)

galaxypixelmon.minecraftserv.com:32324

BeastMC – Network

Creative, Economy, KitPvP, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6591
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Animals Bred:	25	Secret Passages Found:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	8987	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

beastmc is a small new zealand hosted minecraft network, with lots to come still. we are arming to have a survival, creative, skyblock and a good amount of minigames to play across our servers i.e.: paintball, splegg, TnTRun, and so much more to play.

we’re waiting for you to join us.

play.beastmc.co.nz

CastlePvP

Factions

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	951
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Mines Excavated:	4960
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5

Welcome to CastlePvP !

Warriors, let the medieval times run through your veins. Build your castle and conquer your enemies so you can rule on this server.

You can enter one of these modes: Factions Flare – 1.8 Factions Enchanted – 1.19

Good luck in this adventure and enjoy every moment in CastlePvP!

play.castlepvp.net

The Noob Adventures

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9386
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

This server is based upon the hit series THE N00B ADVENTURES on Youtube!

Our Survival and Event server has fantastic admins who are great at helping players save and manage their creations! Take part in pvp, mob, raid, hungergames, quest, dodgeball, admin-run, holiday, and trivia events DAILY! Brew your own custom potions and beverages! Grab several custom magical weapons and firearms! You can play with all the characters from the N00b Adventures too! Gaylord Steambath might even grief you! I’d recommend staying away from him though…

There are also global donator perks such as pets, nicknames, and magic spells Learn more about it in the server or on our forum and get gear for just voting for us!

Drop on by when you can! We look forward to playing with you!

23.94.159.71

Minedonia

Creative, Cross-Play, Roleplay

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8257
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Villages Defended:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Minedonia Est. 2021 | Turning Your Dreams to Reality

About Us Minedonia is an open-world, free-to-build roleplay server with two worlds – a collaborative city world (main world), and a 125×125 plot world for build creations that may not fit in the city; or for just letting your imagination run wild! We have a dedicated community of builders, and laid-back players to play and hangout with! We have server rollbacks and daily backups created so all your creations are safe! We also have many resources to help you build anything you may dream of, including World Edit, Armor Stand Editor, Head Database, and more!

How to Join We offer support for both Java and Bedrock Editions! Come join us with the IP’s below! Java Edition – play.minedonia.com Bedrock Edition – play.minedonia.com | Port: 8162

play.minedonia.com

Factionether

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9913
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	42	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Potions Brewed:	195	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Factionether is a small factions server hoping to build a community of dedicated players! Explore the world in a Skyrim-eskt manner where you can discover new grand cities. If you prefer a less honorable means of gaining wealth… raiding is allowed! Build a faction with other players to protect yourself from raids. Factionether also has discord integration so you can talk to players on the server even when you aren’t on yourself! Join us and have some fun!

factionether.mcs.cool:25774

CrownMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Towny

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8618
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Runes Activated:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

TOWNY | MCMMO | ECONOMY | CUSTOM BOSSES | CUSTOM WEAPONS | SO MUCH MORE! Welcome to CrownMC, a towny adventure server! CrownMC has been closed off to a small group of players for several years, but is now opening up to the public. Our main goal here at CrownMC is to create a fun and co-operative community, while also pushing the limits of Minecraft as a game. CrownMC has an avalanche of customized features; armor sets, weapon models, enchantments, boss mobs, crafting recipes, it’s all been turned up to 10!

Features: Towny – At it’s core, CrownMC is a towny server. For those unaware of how towny works: players are able to create their own town where they can claim land, create laws, tax citizens, ally up with other towns, and so much more. Towny is an extremely in depth plugin, and the possibilities are endless!

Economy – CrownMC also is heavily reliant on our economy system. Players can buy and sell items either at the admin marketplace, or at another players shop with the chest shop plugin. Purchase new ranks with money and gain access to more features and adventures to go on!

Dungeons – CrownMC also has many pre-built dungeons that players can unlock. Once unlocked, you can battle through these dungeons to collect unique loot and legendary weapons!

Elite Armors and Enchantments – CrownMC has a large variety of custom armor sets players can craft and collect to become stronger and make defeating boss mobs and dungeons much easier. With 30+ armor sets and 50+ unique enchantments, you’ll never run out of combinations to try out!

Come and join us! thecrown.mc.gg You can also visit our website at: crownmcserver.enjin.com

thecrown.mc.gg

KraxiaMC

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Vanilla

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7088
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Magic Items Found:	6143
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

WHAT IS KRAXIA? Kraxia is a Skyblock server with a twist… Between the various quests, open world inspired town (spawn), dungeons, leveling, talents and prestige systems, we’re sure that you’ve never seen a server quite like this. Kraxia prides itself on being a community-driven environment and is constantly evolving based on the needs and interests of the community.

WHAT IS SKYBLOCK RPG? Kraxia is a traditional Skyblock server with many RPG elements, including a full 1-60 leveling system (xp is gained from farming, forestry, ranching, mining and fishing), featuring a dynamic quest line and various daily quests and challenges. Throughout the server you will find yourself immersed in a traditional RPG setting all based around your island and your experience. We respect that everyone is unique and based on that we’ve created a unique talents system that allows you to play how you want to play!

WHAT MAKES KRAXIA SO UNIQUE? Kraxia has been in development for over four years prior to release. The progress has been slow and steady and the final product is something we are very excited to share with the Minecraft audience! Our small development team have created unique systems exclusive to our community and never seen before content to the larger Minecraft community. We are pleased to share our work with you and invite you to explore our uniquely crafted server!

WHERE CAN I FIND MORE INFORMATION? Kraxia has a dedicated Discord (www.kraxiamc.com/discord) and Twitter (www.twitter.com/KraxiaMC) where you can stay up-to-date with the latest features and changes to our community server. Our helpful staff and community members are just a quick message away from answering your questions!

play.kraxiamc.com

DireSkies

Cross-Play, Mini Games, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	2939
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	50
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Looking for the best new Minecraft Server? Look no further! DireSkies is here to help. Mine blocks, level up, and slay your enemies on this exciting new journey.

PAYOUTS We offer a recurring $500 in competitive payout prize! With more money making opportunities present, including real life trading

Join the discord to get familiar with our wonderful community: https://discord.gg/dire

Claim a FREE RANK by joining today $500 in competitive PayPal prize money!

dire.fun

Dragon Shield

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2622
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

br.dragonshieldmc.net 19132

We’re one of the friendliest communities out there! We have a strict NO-TOXICITY policy which we enforce very carefully but effectively. Expect warm welcomes and honestly one of the best community experiences that you’ll ever go through. The community is warm, kind and welcoming. PlayTime Ranks, what are they and how do they work? Well, here player I’ll answer your questions. Your rank gets upgraded while you’re playing, the more play time the better the rank! The ranks offer amazing kits and cool perks such as the back, feed, more homes, hats, and many others! What are you waiting for come collect them all! Custom mobs, you might be asking yourself huh what do they even have to offer I’ve seen the same thing on a million servers before… Well we decided to be DIFFERENT! We offer you 20 + Cave Custom Mobs. They spawn below 60 and they sure pack a punch! Watchers, Smoke Demons, Dead Miners, Crawling Skellys and more awaits you in the deepest depths. We organize weekly boss events! A premium dungeon experience like no other! Fight bosses with a complex attack system and 30+ abilities per boss! The loot is also great but first comes first served the one to get the last hit gets the rewards so be quick and be smart and enjoy your time as the main character on our server!

Our Custom Enchants system offers you not 100, not 200, but 300 ENCHANTS ! You can get them from enchanting normally at a table or you can buy them with EXP! From PVP to Mining enchants to even Effects we have it all! You’ll sure have fun using them we guarantee it!

dragonshieldmc.net

EternalMC

PvP

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2685
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Love Letters Sent:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

A good Minecraft BoxPvP server

Includes:

– ranges to buy

– Money system

– Minas

– Armor

– Piñata

And more

eternalmc.cc:25788

LostOriginsMC

Economy, Survival

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5841
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	367	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Towns Built:	2

We have created a new server, both bedrock and Java can join. – Discord – Shopping district – Player in game money (currency) – Casino and mini games tntrun, mazes – One player sleep – Quests – Slimefun – Player and Server shops – Silk Spawners – Fluffy Machines – Foxy Machines – Mini Blocks – Slimy Tree taps – Dynmap – Land claims – Death chest with teleport for ingame money

lostoriginsmc.com:55485

TownyEternal

MCMMO, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3246
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	1098	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀www.TownyEternal.com ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀Towny, Ranks, Custom Items, Fishing, Wars, ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Achievements, Ranks, and much more!

play.townyeternal.com

PowerCraft

Earth, Factions, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	5708
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Dragon Eggs Found:	9054	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2

Website: https://powercraft.pro/ Discord: https://discord.gg/powercraft Twitter: https://twitter.com/PowercraftPro Store: https://store.powercraft.pro/

org.powercraft.pro

TheStonedGolem

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5982
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Welcome to The Stoned Golem! Searching for a new server to call home? Well search no further! In a world that is getting less and less connected, we’re here to connect people of all different ages and backgrounds. We strive to maintain a safe space, a place to call home and enjoy your time, without toxicity or drama. We are a proximity chat, community-driven server which excels at introducing to people to one another! We’re transparent in every way we can be; and listen to our community at all times. Some of our core features: Seasons and a calendar year! Thanks to some of our server plug-ins, Players can get some neat bonuses the more they play! Help build an engaging economy with the ability to create player shops! A simple and intuitive system to rent and sell your items! A constantly adapting world, set in Hard Mode. Graves that spawn at your death location. And much more! Our server offers a ton of refreshing features you won’t find elsewhere. From a player-run shopping centers; to player waystones! INFO: IP: thestonedgolem.live Discord: http://discord.gg/hyEmE5GZqE Dynmap: http://thestonedgolem.live:8080/

TheStonedGolem.live