Blocky Banter: LOL Common Phrases | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5485
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Ores Mined:	8680
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as lit as a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the holy grail of blocky goodness! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a castle out of diamond blocks, and have a pet zombie named Bob who does your bidding.

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away.

So if you’re tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow, come join us for a wild ride that will leave you saying, “What’s the most ridiculous common saying? This server is the bomb-diggity!”

SnickerzCraft

Factions, PvE, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6138
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Magic Items Found:	1949
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Here at SnickerzCraft our main objective is to have fun, with a wide variety of plugins the server is one step away from being modded without mods! Custom furniture and maps make SnickerzCraft a unique and amazing server with an awesome community! There’s something for everyone here at SnickerzCraft including RPG and Survival. We offer a unique player market as well as an Admin shop, the donation store is affordable and we are currently working on an Elemental prison server which is going to rock your socks off!

So don’t hesitate, come along and meet our extensive range of custom mobs, bosses and blocks, some of which include: Custom Backpacks, Fruit and vegetables, Table of elements, Custom survival items and much much more!

Play.SnickerzCraft.Com

Faceland

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1734
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Potions Brewed:	24	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Alien Abductions:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Emeralds Found:	4976	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Faceland is a survival server with an RPG twist! As you kill monsters you level up and grow stronger, gaining statpoints and awesome gear! The farther you you explore, the tougher the monsters get, and the greater the rewards become!

Join us at PLAY.FACE.LAND , or visit our website, https://www.face.land !

play.face.land

JumpCraft Parkour

Creative, Parkour, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	7071
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Dimension Hops:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

JumpCraft is the largest US network that is dedicated to parkour. There are over 800+ courses on the server with new ones being added every day. Rankup, earn perks and build up your parkour skills on this server! Hope to see you there!

Jumpcraft Survival

Jumpcraft Parkour 700+ Parkour Maps Challenge Maps and Rewards 12+ Rankup Courses Designer World Dropper Maps 4 Difficulties Practice Server

play.jumpcraft.org

PotatoCraft

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4954
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Void Gems Collected:	37	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Farms Harvested:	994	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Gods Slained:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

New server! Not looking for staff atm! Join now(: Factions! Friendly staff!

198.24.185.18

LotsOGames Network

Creative, Cross-Play, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	119
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6

LotsOGames is a minigame network that aims to be non-pay to win, and fun for everyone all ages. LotsOGames listens to you and will improve every day.

LotsOGames.serv.gs

Horizon RPG

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	7526
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	577	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

HorizonRPG 1.18.2

Dungeons McMMO Quests Elite Mobs Trading Land Claims

IP: play.horizonrpg.net

Welcome to the future of gaming, we innovate Minecraft to the next level.

Join up now to be able to take your Minecraft experience to the next level, complete dungeons with friends take over the server and build a kingdom.

play.horizonrpg.net

Deepslate

Parkour, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8515
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Ores Mined:	1282
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Zombie Dances:	2

deepslate.de

Calzones Quarry

PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	9007
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4

Created by Minecraft players, for Minecraft players. with years of experience and knowledge I bring you the masterpiece that is this server. With a small host of classic plugins and a little elbow grease I nurtured life into this playground. Now I extend this invitation to join and be apart of a sparking community. See you soon!

calzone.minecraft.casa:25772

TKCraft

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	721
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Divine Spears Created:	21	Runes Activated:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12

From 1.19.4 to 1.20.X | [TK]Craft IP: tekaz.net

SurvivalOP is a modality where you will find custom biomes, custom villages, custom items, ranks, economy, pvp, custom bosses, trade, clans and many more!

Discord: https://discord.gg/wwQuNAsF5w

45.235.98.196:39260

Ferox Reborn

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	1995
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4543
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	411	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	1889	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Mines Excavated:	1372	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

Do you remember of Ferox, the friendly, non grief survival based server ? It is back! If you enjoy building, doing quests, taking part in competitions and making money then you have come to the right place!

play.feroxreborn.com

GHOST.lv SMP

Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1777
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

-Nice Spawn – PVP Arena – RTP – NPCs – Creates – Skills – Auction – Coin Shop – Bank – Claimland – Parkour – Sky Battle – Survival SMP server –

164.132.181.66

JiggyCraft

Survival

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7170
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6896
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

[1.20+] JiggyCraft is one of the Greatest Streamer networks in the world with the most popular game modes! With over a decade of games you can enjoy • SURVIVAL • MiniGames• and MUCH more with our amazing growing community of the best players!

jiggy.us.to

Michael Nugg Smp

Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	6437
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

A very fun smp to play it has many custom recipes and events.It has dungeons,jobs and economy. Join Michael nug smp and have fun.

michaellnuggsmp.my.pebble.host:19132

Mystical Network

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8350
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

A Minecraft network server established in the Philippines, aiming to create an Asian Network server, to create a fun, peaceful, fair gameplay experience, and social community engagement!

And we 100% preserve your progress, we treasure your dedication to playing here, as part of making our history in this server!

In Mystical Network? We value our players 🙂

mystical.ultramc.co:23808

Snorlex

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7117
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	64	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Alien Abductions:	4

hey there everyone, Snorlex will be back and running this thursday 25th of January. If you guys would like to play along side us, come and join our discord for more news :). Yes this is a full reset except for house builds that players have built in the town as they are permanent, same with new upcoming players if you build your houses there as long as you’re active your builds will be permanent. We welcome everybody, we have a lot of events coming up during the first week of release so make sure to come and join!

Here are some sneak peaks of some new contents/buildings in our pixelmon

Server is essentially non-pay to win other than our ranks. We dont sell any pokemons, we do have pokemon crates but they are only obtainable through, tournaments/events!

Other than the ranks we do sell cosmetics for your characters to support our server.

147.135.41.194