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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as lit as a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the holy grail of blocky goodness! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a castle out of diamond blocks, and have a pet zombie named Bob who does your bidding.

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away.

So if you’re tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow, come join us for a wild ride that will leave you saying, “What’s the most ridiculous common saying? This server is the bomb-diggity!”

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Endless Night Skies:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Buildings Constructed:	32

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

AllianceCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

EnchantMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Survival

EnchantMC.com is a fresh Pixelmon Server played by SpicyHindu. Join us today on Pixelmon Reforged v8.4.2!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/enchantmc.1918096! IP: squirtle.enchantmc.com Website: https://enchantmc.com Plugins installed on server: Pixelmon, GTS, Nucleus

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

MinnesotaMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.MinessiiMC, is a Minecraft Java Edition/Bedrock network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	162	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Citrus

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Join our Survival Economy Server for an exciting gaming experience! We offer AFK Farms, intense PVP action, land claims to protect your creations, XP Leveling with kits, and the thrilling mcMMO plugin. Our active and friendly community loves to build and farm together, and we’re always chatting on Discord. Join us now for endless adventures!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Minecraft.SI

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

Slovenian minecraft network. The result of the merger of slo-survival and starfall’s networks. Come and have fun!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

KAIMUX.LT

Creative, Cross-Play, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

KAIMUX.LT NETWORK https://kaimux.ltAn ambitious project aiming to stand out not only with uniqueness but also with quality!• Highly optimized • Powerful hosting • 80% custom plugins • Expanding choice of options • Various events • Ongoing expansion of language optionsWe look forward to having all of you in our project!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

PvPCloud

Factions, LifeSteal, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

PvPCloud is a network of Minecraft servers that released in 2023. We have a lot of experience with hosting fun, popular and unique servers to bring you the highest quality experience on minecraft!The current gamemodes we specialize in to bring you the best experience: – Prison – Skyblock – FactionsJoin Today! – play.pvpcloud.net

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Hallowed Fantasy

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Hallowed Fantasy is a competitive-based Pixelmon server, bringing you fierce Gym Battles, exciting weekly Tournaments, a friendly community, custom textured Pixelmon, weekly events, and much more! Competitive Gyms – 8 leaders of dual-type competitive gyms await your challenge for fierce gym battles! Get a Shadow texture Lugia with perfect stats for FREE by defeating all 8 of the player Gym Leaders! NPC Gyms – Not interested in competitive gyms? Not to worry! We have 8 NPC Gym Leaders that are much easier than the player gyms. Ranked Laddering System – Battle your way to the top of our Ranked Ladders by defeating other players in weekly tournaments. HUGE rewards given to the top 3 ranked players of each month! Weekly Competitive Tournaments – Face off against other skilled Pixelmon players in exciting tournaments, featuring different tiers and formats! Safari Zone – You can catch many different rare Pixelmon in our huge Safari Zone! Dynamic PokeEditor System – Edit your Pixelmon with ease with our PokeEditing system! This allows you to change your Pixelmon’s nature, size, caught ball, and more by using in-game money! Custom Pixelmon Textures – Obtain skins for certain Pixelmon such as Midnight Lugia, Ocean Spirit Arcanine, and Midnight Garchomp, exclusive to Hallowed Fantasy! Weekly Events – We host Drop Parties, Big Digs, Capture Quests, and other events weekly! Huge Vote Shop – Vote to earn Vote Points, which you can use in our Vote Shop to earn FREE rewards!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

CubeCadia Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Castaway

Cross-Play, Earth, OneBlock, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Castaway is a 1.20 Earth & Oneblock Survival server where you can play on and explore a 1:1000 recreation of Earth in Minecraft! We have vehicles, custom armor, custom tools, 3d hats, land claiming, chest shops, and more!Feel free to check out how to join on bedrock here: https://castaway.gg/play/

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

ElementCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

ElementCraft is a 1.19+ crossplay survival server! We offer an endless amount of possibilities and features such as custom-coded classes. Ever wanted to be a demon, and get boosted abilities in the nether, or even become an angel and have wings? That’s all possible at ElementCraft including a wide variety of other features such as custom enchantments, economy, skills, and much more! Join our welcoming community today. We would be happy to have you!ElementCraft’s IP address is elementcraft.net. To join on Bedrock, you may use the IP address and the default port which is 19132.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Arai Craft

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding

Welcome to Arai Craft one of the few Cracked Dragon Block servers! The main goal of the server is to progress through the custom saga and get stronger. To help you achieve this goal you can play Parallel quests, Boss fights, Daily missions and train with Mentors. All PVE battles are heavily scripted so you will get a DBC experience like no other! Other then training a great vocal point of the server is the survival world where you can make factions, make money and raid people. Battling it out with other people over loot in DBC combat is one of the most fun parts of the server that will surely be exiting and enjoyable.Technic Download: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/arai-craft.1696794

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Island Memories

Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Island Memories is a survival server where you can build your own kingdom claims and explore an expanding open-world RPG map. We have about 1000+ custom furniture and 250+ custom blocks scattered around the world. Find secret traders and unlock over 100+ weapon skills, mounts and pets by doing quests.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Dungeons Dragons and Space Shuttles

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: ddss.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB Ultimate Reloaded Modpack

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Utopiverse Network

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival

Welcome to Utopiverse Network!Stay connected: Before you embark into the wide world of Utopiverse Network, here’s how you can stay connected: • IP: play.utopiverse.net • Website: www.utopiverse.net • Twitter: twitter.com/UtopiverseN • Discord: discord.utopiverse.netWho are we? We are an extensive Minecraft network that offers players a unique gameplay experience. So far, we feature Survival, a customized game mode that our players can fight, survive, and thrive in. We also embody an exceptional staff team who are reliable and understanding. We like to commemorate ourselves for always being available, so if you have any questions, please feel free to reach out!The team. Hello from the staff team! Utopiverse Network embodies an exceptional staff team who enjoy the server as much as their players. A staff team that enjoys their servers as much as you do, allows for a more cohesive gameplay all around. Also, we like to commemorate ourselves for being available, so if you have any questions, please feel free to reach out! We will get back to you as soon as we can!Want to get more involved? We provide our players with many ways to stay active, or to get more active. Maybe you want to Partner with Utopiverse, or you enjoy our features as much as we do, so you care to Invest. If partnering and/or investing is not your thing, becoming apart of the staff team can be very beneficial as well! Our Management Team trains our staff members to be current with Minecraft methods and techniques as well as techniques to provide a respectful yet successful community. Contact our staff team if you are considering getting involved. Staff applications can be found on our website!If you have any questions, please feel free to ask us. Thank you so much, we hope to see you all on Utopiverse! The door to a new world awaits, come on in!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.