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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as lit as a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the holy grail of blocky goodness! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a castle out of diamond blocks, and have a pet zombie named Bob who does your bidding.

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away.

So if you’re tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow, come join us for a wild ride that will leave you saying, “What’s the most ridiculous common saying? This server is the bomb-diggity!”

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Ores Mined:	7341
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Zombie Dances:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Towns Built:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Divine Spears Created:	18
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	39	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Villages Defended:	20	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Void Gems Collected:	21
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Towns Built:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1039
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Enchantments Applied:	120	Star Shards Collected:	139
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Crops Grown:	4339
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	18

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Secret Passages Found:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Magic Crystals Found:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.