Blocky Banter: LOL Common Phrases | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as lit as a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the holy grail of blocky goodness! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a castle out of diamond blocks, and have a pet zombie named Bob who does your bidding.

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away.

So if you’re tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow, come join us for a wild ride that will leave you saying, “What’s the most ridiculous common saying? This server is the bomb-diggity!”

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	415	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9780
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	399	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Potions Brewed:	74	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Buildings Constructed:	29	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Divine Spears Created:	22
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	88	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Mines Excavated:	4626	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Enchantments Applied:	171
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Mines Excavated:	4196	Potions Brewed:	166
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Divine Spears Created:	26
Elemental Crystals Collected:	50	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Secret Passages Found:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	28	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Villages Defended:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Emeralds Found:	3152	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	3822	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Buildings Constructed:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!