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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as lit as a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the holy grail of blocky goodness! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a castle out of diamond blocks, and have a pet zombie named Bob who does your bidding.

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away.

So if you’re tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow, come join us for a wild ride that will leave you saying, “What’s the most ridiculous common saying? This server is the bomb-diggity!”

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Star Shards Collected:	120
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3402	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	28	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Alien Abductions:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Dimension Hops:	13
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Emeralds Found:	3853	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Herobrine Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Chimeras Created:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	40	New Chunks Explored:	528854
Animals Bred:	54	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Potions Brewed:	39	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Epic Battles Fought:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	217	Dragons Tamed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Void Armor Forged:	18
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	176	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Elemental Crystals Collected:	96

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Endless Night Skies:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Buildings Constructed:	14	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runes Activated:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	12	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	102	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Alien Abductions:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Dragons Tamed:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	20	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Animals Bred:	170	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Magic Items Found:	7406	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	71	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	412	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.