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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as lit as a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the holy grail of blocky goodness! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a castle out of diamond blocks, and have a pet zombie named Bob who does your bidding.

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away.

So if you’re tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow, come join us for a wild ride that will leave you saying, “What’s the most ridiculous common saying? This server is the bomb-diggity!”

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Magic Items Found:	8347

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Falling into the Void:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	457	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Farms Harvested:	705	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Towns Built:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	New Chunks Explored:	944365

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Crops Grown:	5193	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Crops Grown:	9375
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Villages Defended:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Animals Bred:	46

Random Fact: Did you know? The server‘s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Divine Spears Created:	24	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	9588
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	85	Dimension Hops:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.