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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as lit as a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the holy grail of blocky goodness! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a castle out of diamond blocks, and have a pet zombie named Bob who does your bidding.

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away.

So if you’re tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow, come join us for a wild ride that will leave you saying, “What’s the most ridiculous common saying? This server is the bomb-diggity!”

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	58	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Chimeras Created:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Meteorites Collected:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Towns Built:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	12

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Emeralds Found:	9882
Void Gems Collected:	25	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Star Shards Collected:	85	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Alien Abductions:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Divine Spears Created:	21
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Buildings Constructed:	47
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Elemental Crystals Collected:	60	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Ores Mined:	7383

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.