Blocky Banter: LOL Common Phrases | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as lit as a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the holy grail of blocky goodness! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a castle out of diamond blocks, and have a pet zombie named Bob who does your bidding.

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away.

So if you’re tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow, come join us for a wild ride that will leave you saying, “What’s the most ridiculous common saying? This server is the bomb-diggity!”

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Runes Activated:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Farms Harvested:	486	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	378

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	42	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Animals Bred:	88

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	14

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Runes Activated:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	12

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Emeralds Found:	8141	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Enchantments Applied:	119	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	86
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Ores Mined:	8435
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Endless Night Skies:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Ores Mined:	7008	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Dimension Hops:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Towns Built:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Astral Projections Made:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Star Shards Collected:	247	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.