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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as lit as a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the holy grail of blocky goodness! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a castle out of diamond blocks, and have a pet zombie named Bob who does your bidding.

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away.

So if you’re tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow, come join us for a wild ride that will leave you saying, “What’s the most ridiculous common saying? This server is the bomb-diggity!”

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Chimeras Created:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Potions Brewed:	108	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Farms Harvested:	588

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Enchantments Applied:	282	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4866	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Alien Abductions:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	11

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Emeralds Found:	5869	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Runes Activated:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Secret Passages Found:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Potions Brewed:	89	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Buildings Constructed:	39
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8691
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	35

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Falling into the Void:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	75	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Void Gems Collected:	23	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Dimension Hops:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.