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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as lit as a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the holy grail of blocky goodness! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a castle out of diamond blocks, and have a pet zombie named Bob who does your bidding.

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away.

So if you’re tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow, come join us for a wild ride that will leave you saying, “What’s the most ridiculous common saying? This server is the bomb-diggity!”

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Secret Passages Found:	2	Crops Grown:	6329
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	49

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Runes Activated:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	254	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59
Buildings Constructed:	26	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	443

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	485	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Dragons Tamed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	15

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Dimension Hops:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Void Armor Forged:	23

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Alien Abductions:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	25

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.