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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as lit as a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the holy grail of blocky goodness! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a castle out of diamond blocks, and have a pet zombie named Bob who does your bidding.

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away.

So if you’re tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow, come join us for a wild ride that will leave you saying, “What’s the most ridiculous common saying? This server is the bomb-diggity!”

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Astral Projections Made:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Enchantments Applied:	155

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Alien Abductions:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Endless Night Skies:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Dragon Scales Harvested:	500
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Buildings Constructed:	43

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Towns Built:	2	Buildings Constructed:	12
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	117	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	122
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Secret Passages Found:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Runes Activated:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Holy Grails Found:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Farms Harvested:	348
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.