Blocky Banter: LOL Common Phrases | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as lit as a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the holy grail of blocky goodness! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a castle out of diamond blocks, and have a pet zombie named Bob who does your bidding.

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away.

So if you’re tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow, come join us for a wild ride that will leave you saying, “What’s the most ridiculous common saying? This server is the bomb-diggity!”

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Potions Brewed:	191	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Dragons Tamed:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5530
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Mines Excavated:	2949
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	71
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	23	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
New Chunks Explored:	449182	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Dragons Tamed:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Farms Harvested:	785

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	300	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Dimension Hops:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Mines Excavated:	2540	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Love Letters Sent:	18
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Secret Passages Found:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Towns Built:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Void Armor Forged:	14	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	160	Chimeras Created:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.