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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	194
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as lit as a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the holy grail of blocky goodness! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a castle out of diamond blocks, and have a pet zombie named Bob who does your bidding.

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away.

So if you’re tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow, come join us for a wild ride that will leave you saying, “What’s the most ridiculous common saying? This server is the bomb-diggity!”

Zombies Smell Bad Server

Apocalypse, bad, Brain-eating, decay, decomposing, Disgusting, Flesh-eating, Gruesome, Horrible, Horror, post-apocalyptic, putrid, REANIMATED, Rotting, Server, smell, stench, Survival, Terrifying, Undead, walking dead, zombies

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5179
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	5589	Zombie Dances:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

yo, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got zombies dat smell so bad, dey make u wanna puke. but dont worry, we also got zombie repellent dat u can use to keep dem away. plus, we got a secret underground base where u can hide from dem stinky zombies and plan ur attack.

oh, and did i mention we have flying pigs dat drop diamonds when u feed dem? yeah, u heard me right. FLYING PIGS. so come join us and get rich quick with dem diamond-droppin’ pigs.

also, we have a rollercoaster made entirely out of lava. it’s super dangerous but also super fun. so hop on and try not to burn ur butt off.

so what u waitin’ for? come join our crazy minecraft server and have the time of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

V For Vanilla

Community, dedicated server, FAIRPLAY, Finland hosted, Freebuild, International, minimal rules, no cheating, No Duping, No Griefing, No map resets, Random Spawn, Small Community, Survival, Survival multiplayer, TNT bombers exception, True vanilla, unaltered gameplay, Vanilla, Welcoming, world border 30M

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6468
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Potions Brewed:	62	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

V For Vanilla Server

Server IP: VForV.net

Server Discord: https://discord.gg/u2HcJxG4pS

Version: Java 1.21.3

V For Vanilla is a vanilla SMP started on the 4th of December, 2021. Our goal is to provide players with a true vanilla, unaltered gameplay experience. We have minimal admin intervention, giving players the freedom to play the game how they like, while keeping things fair for everyone by banning cheaters. To keep the vanilla experience authentic there are no game changing plugins or commands.

We have a small community with many people from all around the world. If you are looking for a true vanilla experience we welcome you to join us.

We hope to see you soon on V!

Server Info:

Information	Details
World Border	At 30M
Map Resets	No
Spawn Area	Random, unprotected
TPA & Sethome	No
Griefing & Killing	Allowed
Duping	No (Exception for TNT bombers)
Chat Moderation	Not strictly moderated
Server Location	Dedicated server hosted in Finland

Server Rules:

Doxing is not allowed and will result in a permanent ban
Cheating is a 3 Month temp ban, permanent on second offense

MysticCraft Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, ANONYMOUS, anonymous request, assistance required, community support, digital assistance, forum post, help needed, internet plea, internet plea for help, mysterious request, MysticCraft, No. 274837758, onegai, Online Community, online forum, online help, online help request, online mystery, online support, Realm, Request

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	9749
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	1406	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server and experience the most epic and mind-blowing adventures you’ve ever seen in your life!

We have dragons that shoot rainbow lasers, unicorns that poop diamonds, and creepers that explode into confetti!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – every player gets a pet llama that can talk and tell jokes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown into a million tiny pieces of awesomeness!

CraftyInLawFixer

Airbnb, Costs, cracked bathtub, CraftyInLawFixer, family dynamics, father in-law, Food, home repairs, Hurricanes, lodging, maintenance, MONEY, North Carolina, Painting, plumber, restaurant meals, running toilets, SINK, spare bedroom, UNFAIR, vacation

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	6548
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Endless Night Skies:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Are you tired of family members coming over and expecting payment for their “help” around the house? Join our Minecraft server, where you won’t have to deal with any unexpected bills from your in-laws!

On our server, you can build and repair to your heart’s content without worrying about cracked bathtubs or surprise invoices. Plus, we have a special “Family-Free Zone” where relatives are not allowed to enter, so you can game in peace without any unwanted DIY disasters.

So come join us and escape the real world drama for some virtual fun! Who knew Minecraft could be the ultimate family therapy?

GymCraft SMP: Just respawn at the gym!

Accountability, Consistency, determination, Exercise, FITNESS, fitness goals, goal-setting, gym, gymcraft, healthy lifestyle, mental health, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, physical health, positive mindset, respawn, self-care, self-discipline, smp, staying active, Time management, workout routine

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	1380
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Astral Projections Made:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Holy Grails Found:	3

Bro, forget the gym, join our Minecraft SMP instead! We got virtual workouts for your fingers, bro! You gotta mine those blocks and build those houses to get those gains, bro! Plus, we got a secret underground dungeon where you can battle virtual monsters and level up your character. It’s like CrossFit, but for gamers, bro! So ditch the gym and join our SMP for the ultimate workout experience! Let’s get those virtual gains, bro!

Blocky Bleeps & Blasphemy

bad language, bad word, blasphemy, Bleeps, blocky, CURSE, curse word, cuss, cuss word, dirty word, expletive, Favorite, foul language, naughty word, obscenity, offensive language, profane expression, Profanity, Swear, swear word, taboo language, vulgarity

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5189
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Buildings Constructed:	15	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Are you tired of being censored on other Minecraft servers for using your favorite bad words? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage all the profanity you can handle! Let those F-bombs fly as you build, mine, and battle your way through our wild and wacky world.

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon, and the chance to ride a llama into battle while wielding a flaming sword made of cheese. Plus, every time you swear, a magical unicorn appears to grant you three wishes (Disclaimer: wishes may include unlimited diamonds, flying pigs, or a lifetime supply of pizza).

So if you’re ready to unleash your inner potty mouth and have a hilarious time with a community of like-minded players, come join us on the server where swearing is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Let the chaos and craziness begin!

Cable Crush Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific region, cable, Cable damage, Chinese name, Crush, cybersecurity, damaged, diplomatic tensions, east asia, intercepts, international relations, internet connectivity, investigation, maritime security, Minecraft, naval operations, Server, Ship, Surveillance, suspected, taiwan, telecommunications, territorial disputes, underwater cable

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	4300
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	3735	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Falling into the Void:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Zombie Dances:	5
Dimension Hops:	15	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

so, like, this server is the bomb diggity, like taiwan intercepting a ship with a chinese name, but instead of underwater cables, we’re all about building epic stuff in minecraft! join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps. trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you’re the underwater cable in this scenario, then maybe you will regret it. but who cares about underwater cables when you can be building a giant potato house with us?! come join the fun, you won’t be disappointed.

WarriorCraft: 13-Year Suicide High

13-year high, 13year, combat stress, crisis intervention, HIGH, Israeli army, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental health resources, mental health stigma, mental health support, mental illness, Military, military service, ongoing war, ptsd, soldiers, stress, SUICIDE, Suicide prevention, Suicide rate, suicide risk factors, war trauma, WarriorCraft

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3181
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Runes Activated:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make the Israeli army’s suicide rate look like child’s play? Well, look no further, cuz this server is the bomb (not literally, we don’t condone explosions here, unless it’s creeper-related)!

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and more drama than a soap opera. Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a dysfunctional family (in a good way, of course). Plus, our mods are so on point, they make the Israeli army look like a bunch of amateurs.

So come on down and join the fun! Who needs real-life wars when you can have virtual ones that are way more entertaining? Let’s build, mine, and troll each other to our hearts’ content. See you on the battlefield, soldier!

Up For Blocks Down For Ores

accepting, affirmative, agreeable, amenable, blocks, consenting, down for it, eager, enthusiastic, Excited, favorable, Game, Inclined, interested, Keen, open to it, Ores, Positive, PREPARED, Ready, up for it, willing

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	9838
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	437	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Farms Harvested:	835	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Buildings Constructed:	27
Void Armor Forged:	14	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Star Shards Collected:	99

LOL COME JOIN DIS SERVER WHERE U CAN BUILD ALL DA THINGS AND MAKE FRIENDS WITH CREEPERS. WE GOT DIAMONDS COMIN OUT DA WAZOO AND PIGS THAT CAN FLY.

ONE TIME, A PLAYER BUILT A CASTLE SO BIG IT REACHED DA MOON AND HE FOUND CHEESE UP THERE. TRUE STORY.

ANOTHER TIME, A PLAYER TAMED A DRAGON AND RODE IT INTO BATTLE AGAINST AN ARMY OF ZOMBIES. THE DRAGON WON, OBVS.

SO IF U WANNA HAVE A BLAST, COME JOIN US. AND REMEMBER, SAYING U “UP FOR SOMETHING” IS DA SAME AS SAYING U “DOWN FOR SOMETHING.” MIND BLOWN.

Potion Pals: Depressed Block Babes

Babes, BLOCK, Depressed, PALS, Potion

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	1444
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	852	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Crops Grown:	5939

so like, this server is like a magical pill for your brain, man. like, if you join, you’ll be surrounded by young, healthy women who are like, super smart and stuff. but get this, they also have depression-like patterns of thinking. but it’s cool, because it’s all part of the experience, you know? like, it’s a whole new level of cognitive processing that will blow your mind. and if you’re feeling down, don’t worry, because everyone here is on oral contraceptives, which apparently makes the depression-like patterns even stronger. so come join us and let your brain go on a wild ride of emotions and cognitive processing like never before!

A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

6 year old map, adult content, Beautiful, BROKE, Builds, Chaos, Cheats, Computer, Door, Glowstix, GRIEFED.., Lag, lawlessmc, Live Stream, opt-in, Pigman, R rated movie, restriction, smp, Spawn, streaming, supervision, Withers, zombie

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7445
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Potions Brewed:	186
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Gods Slained:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Chaos Incarnate
Server IP	lawlessmc.com
Map Age	6 years
Live Stream	twitch.tv/wilder0p
Rules	NO CHEATS ALLOWED

FAQs

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on this server?	This server is chaos incarnate, so anything can happen. However, cheating is not allowed.
How old is the map on this server?	The map is 6 years old with plenty of huge and beautiful builds.
Can players opt-in to being streamed on Twitch?	Yes, any player can opt-in to being streamed at twitch.tv/wilder0p. New players are automatically streamed for the first few minutes of their play.
Is the server family-friendly?	No, this server has no restrictions on adult content and is not family-friendly without active adult supervision.

Desert Oasis Realms 1.21.4

1.21.4, black dick, black men, cultural attraction, desert, Diversity, ethnicity, exotic women, Exoticism, fetishization, fetishize, hot, Interracial Relationships, middle eastern, Multiculturalism, Oasis, Persian, Race, Realms, sexual preferences, Sexualization, societal norms, Stereotypes, Usa

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8204
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Alien Abductions:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Villages Defended:	16
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Love Letters Sent:	6

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild party where Persian vibes meet American obsession with black dudes! It’s like a cultural mashup of epic proportions, like a kebab taco fusion! You’ll be mining diamonds while pondering the mysteries of interracial love, it’s like a mind-blowing trip through the desert of diversity! Join now and expand your horizons, bro!

BridalBashCraft Minecraft Server

acne scars, aita, bridal shower, BridalBashCraft, christmas dessert, Cousins wedding, designer bag, engagement ring, exclusion, family gatherings, future brother-in-law, Girlfriend, intimate event, materialism, Minecraft, negative opinion, reddit, Server, social media, thinning hairline, Wedding

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	1269
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Falling into the Void:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	428
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Gods Slained:	1

Are you tired of boring old bridal showers with no drama? Join our Minecraft server for the most epic bridal shower ever! We have a special event where you can invite all your frenemies and watch the chaos unfold.

Imagine Lili logging in and seeing your virtual engagement ring worth $30k, just to one-up her! And don’t worry, we have a feature where you can critique everything from the flowers to the decor, just like Lili at that cousin’s wedding.

But wait, there’s more! You can also settle the height debate once and for all in our virtual world. And if anyone dares to mention your designer bag, you can publicly shame them in front of the entire server.

Join now and let the drama begin! Who needs a real bridal shower when you can have a Minecraft one filled with snide remarks and passive-aggressive behavior? Let’s make Lili regret ever crossing you in the first place!

Rent-a-Mess-Or-Else

aita, apartment, Chores, cleaning, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, DISHES, fair division, household responsibilities, living situation, mutual friend, Rent, rent increase, RentaMessOrElse, roommate, roommate issues, roommates, Trash, Upset, Utilities

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9465
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life roommates? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to avoid those pesky chores and live your best blocky life.

Join us and leave your roommate behind as you embark on epic adventures, build magnificent structures, and mine for diamonds without any passive-aggressive comments about dirty dishes.

Our server is so awesome, even your lazy roommate will be jealous! Plus, with our outrageous rent prices (just kidding, it’s free!), you’ll have plenty of extra diamonds to show off your wealth in-game.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to real-life roommate drama. Trust us, it’s way more fun to fight off creepers than argue about who forgot to take out the trash.

MinecraftChatterBlocker

ANNOYING, Assertiveness, Boundaries, chatterbox, Communication, Conversation, excessive chatter, excessive communication, excessive conversation, excessive talking, interrupt, Listening, long-winded, loquacious, MinecraftChatterBlocker, non-stop talking, overbearing, Social Skills, talkaholic, Talkative, verbose

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1497
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	190
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Chimeras Created:	3

Are you tired of hearing non-stop chatter in your Minecraft world? Join our server and unleash the power of the mute button! We have special mute potions that you can throw at any player who just won’t stop yapping. Watch as they suddenly become silent, unable to annoy you with their constant babbling. It’s the perfect solution for those talkative players who just won’t take a hint!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Mute Monster, a creature so fed up with hearing people talk that it roams the land silencing anyone who dares to speak. If you can defeat the Mute Monster in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a special item that lets you mute anyone with just a single click. It’s the ultimate power trip for those who want peace and quiet in their Minecraft world.

So if you’re ready to put an end to all the chatter and finally enjoy some peace and quiet, join our server today. Just remember to watch your own mouth – you never know when the Mute Monster might come for you!

New Minecraft Servers 2025

Blocky Banter: LOL Common Phrases