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Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 640 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 17 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 11 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 11 |
Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by the almighty Bacon Lord himself. But beware, for the Bacon Lord’s minions, the evil Porkchop Pirates, will stop at nothing to steal it from you!
Explore our custom-built world filled with floating islands, rainbow-colored sheep, and giant flying creepers that shoot fireworks. Build your own castle made entirely of chocolate blocks and defend it from the dreaded Cookie Goblins who will try to steal your sweet treasure.
But that’s not all! Join our weekly dance parties at the disco dungeon, where you can show off your best dance moves and compete in epic dance-offs against other players. And don’t forget to visit our petting zoo, where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs and race against your friends in the annual Piggy Grand Prix.
So what are you waiting for? Get in anon and join the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!