Blocky Banter: Creeper-Approved LOLs | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5009
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ores Mined:	1201	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Mines Excavated:	4508
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	69	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Falling into the Void:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of real life and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Need a break from your family drama? Look no further!

Join us and build your own virtual paradise, away from the craziness of the real world. Our server is the perfect place to hide from your responsibilities and just have some fun.

Imagine a world where you can build a mansion without worrying about your family’s expectations. No more nagging parents or siblings causing drama – just you and your blocks, creating whatever your heart desires.

So why wait? Join our server today and start building your escape from reality. Who needs a wife and kids when you can have a virtual kingdom all to yourself? Let’s block and roll!

Vita Craft

Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	5847
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

!!! NEW Minecraft Server !!! Only Survival game. Build a home, trade make you world amazing! Enjoy in a small community with your friends. Jump also in our discord.

play.vitacraft.eu

TOMB

Parkour, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9147
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Falling into the Void:	1

Enter the land of Kaihoshi to find your own Adventure! The TOMB Minecraft Server delivers a vanilla experience with focus on adventure, lore, and community. Explore tons of curated single-player experiences that will test your combat, parkour, and Minecraft knowledge like never before! Unlock custom items such as the Hellfire Wand and Medallion of the Seas that will change the way you play Minecraft! Discover the rich history of Kaihoshi both in the wild and in custom cities filled with interactive NPCs and interesting quests! Take a break from adventuring, and build your own town using the Towny plugin! If you’re interested in a small, community-focused fantasy server, consider checking out TOMB!

play.tombmc.com

Simplemon

Economy, Factions, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	7229
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Farms Harvested:	172
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

1.16.5 Turkish Pixelmon Server. With Quality League-Tournament-Clan Systems, You Can Join Clans and Participate in Enjoyable Battles in a Black Clover Clans Style System. You can have a good time with our daily mini games such as Pokedle, Memory and activities such as GTS and hidden ability. You can replace your stones with another stone such as daily mega, z stones such as Megatakas Ztakas.1.16.5 Turkish Pixelmon Server With our high quality league-tournament-clan systems, you can join in clans like black clover clan recruitment fights and have enjoyful fights. You can have good time with our daily mini games such as Pokedle, Memory and activities such as GTS and hidden ability event. You can change your megastones , Z items with the daily /megatakas , /ztakas commands. I know the server is turkish but I could help any english players by myself.

mc.simplemon.online

Hardvival

Anarchy, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	962
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Dimension Hops:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	444
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	53
Potions Brewed:	45	Mines Excavated:	1226
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

Welcome !Hardvival SMP is a new semi anarchy server with a strong focus on survival aspects of the game. We redefined the meaning of survival in the game by drastically changing some features to provide more entertaining and challenging experience for everyone.To achieve that, we’ve overhauled the gameplay, wether it being by simple changes to mob difficulty, drops and player regen or complex ones like ore generation, farming, trading and even dimension tweaks, we did our best to reduce the no-effort aspects and thus making the survival more enjoyable!Despite all that, we still maintain the vanilla feeling that usually doesn’t interfere with the core gameplay and by being a semi-anarchy, we put little to no restrictions on the way you play and interact with others. (except for cheating) Wether you’re a pvper, builder, explorer, grinder, fishing enjoyer or even just came here to chill. You’re welcome to join our server and its growing community !

hardvival.com

CalamityMC

MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	269
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Enchantments Applied:	134	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

CalamityCraft: Towny Siegewar + Resources Gold economy Quarters Brewery Guns Discord Chatbot Fun games in the discord Owner engages with the community a lotComplete a questline, Defeat ancient gods, Cure a starborn illness that infects the universe, Make a religion and become a god, Make the deitys themselves fear you

domain.mc-mods.xyz

SleepyCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2227
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Enchantments Applied:	281
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Titanic Battles Fought:	22

play.sleepycraft.net

FunBlocks

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	9484
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Endless Night Skies:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

FunBlocks is a high-quality Minecraft EarthSMP and Mining Islands server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!JAVA IP: funblocks.org BEDROCK IP: 19132EARTH 2.0 – Jobs to earn money – Quests – And much much more!Mining Islands – Custom Fishing – Custom enchantments – Jobs to earn money – And much much more!

funblocks.org

OasisCraftBr

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1345
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	63
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

IP Bedrock – br32.lura.pro Porta – 22999 Welcome to OasisCraftBR, where you can create your base, make your farms, sell them, increase your level in Aurelium Skills, explore SlimeFun and become the server’s Tycoon (if you can). ::::At OasisCraftBR we have::: -Protection with RedProtect. -SlimeFun with various add-ons. -AureliumSkills (which is like MCMMO with more features) -Balanced economy. -Ranking system with benefits. -Plugin de /pw (player warp) -auction plugin /ah -Possible to remove spawners with soft touch tool. We are in development and have a lot to add, we want to provide a Brazilian survival server with plugins that take the experience to another level.

oasiscraftbr.jogar.pro:22999

Crafted SMP

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7395
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	495
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	426	Dragon Eggs Found:	5492
Buildings Constructed:	21	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Are you a Minecraft player looking to join a brand new SMP?Well join the Crafted SMP!There’s so much to do, including: Custom Items | Friendly staff | No P2W | Bedrock Support | Unique Enchants | Epic Quests | New updates weekly! Ready to join? Here’s how! IP: craftedsmp.xyz Bedrock Port: 19132 Versions: 1.16-Latest

craftedsmp.xyz:19132

MythicSMP

Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2836
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Astral Projections Made:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

MythicSMPHello are you looking for a nice server to chat in? Then we have a good server for you! It is a chat sever and a minecraft sever together!We have:Events Giveaways A amazing communityAnd so Much More

Play.MythicSMP.com:25575

Aquatic Vanilla

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6800
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	89	Dragons Tamed:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	60	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	15
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Aquatic Vanilla is a Java and Bedrock cross-play Minecraft Survival server where players can enjoy a high-quality multiplayer experience. The server is in offline-mode (aka cracked) and online 24/7. Features include an economy, land claims, ranks, crates, PvE, and custom items. Make your way onto the fantastic Aquatic Vanilla SMP server today, where tons more features and surprises await discovery!

play.aquatic-vanilla.info

United SMP

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7306
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Farms Harvested:	297
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

We are a World Wide Gaming Community centered around Minecraft. We own a 24/7 Worldwide lag free Minecraft 1.20 / 1.20.1 Vanilla paid SMP Server we offer our community to play. Our community offers a lot for our players giving them the best experience in our community and help with bullies or helping them making new friends. Once the server goes public only the players we allow here who are above 13 years old will be invited to this discord server. If you are under the age of 13 we will allow you as only a Public Player but not associated with the Discord Community. About the SMP: Recently we did a member reset by removing toxic players. We have medieval style builds and a decorative spawn area. We have a nice decorative Shopping District with many Medieval Style Builds to serve your shop needs. We will be gradually be accepting teams. many teams who can work together or we will accept Solo players who just like working at their own pace. Our Network is growing and expanding like never before, our staff team and VIP’s work hard daily bringing in the right people who will serve our community organization well. Lots of new projects underway! VIP Ranks are basically people who are good with farming, building or even Helpers who assist with projects on the server.

unitednetwork.apexmc.co

mlum Prison Escape

Prison, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2841
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Dimension Hops:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	5963	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

Server IP: play.mlum.io Discord: https://discord.gg/W8u6eTMGqQA refreshing and original Minecraft prison escape server inspired by The Escapists! Will you play it safe and quietly plot an escape plan, or team up with a gang and wreak havoc in the prison? You can apply to become a guard on the mlum discord server too!

play.mlum.io

Astral

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	6739
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17

Explore a futuristic world in Minecraft Towny Survival 1.20. Build, prosper in the economy and challenge the limits in a virtual space

play.astralium.net

Beanz Craft

Factions, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1144
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Dimension Hops:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	14

Welcome to Beanzcraft, a 1.20 Minecraft survival server that will take your gaming experience to new heights! Immerse yourself in the vibrant and dynamic Beanz community where creativity knows no bounds. In Beanzcraft you can join or creaate your very own town, forging alliances, establishing economies, and battling for dominance. Build stunning architectural marvels, from towering castles, to small homes out in the middle of nowhere. Find yourself in the PvP arena battles, player shops, auction houses, and more! Show off your skills in player-run markets, participate in exciting events, and unlock rare achievements. This server is well-maintained, ensuring a lag-free and immersive experience. The friendly staff of Beanzcraft are ready to assist you and ensure a fair and enjoyable environment for all players.Join Beanzcraft TODAY to embark on a unforgettable adventure where endless opportunities await.

beanzcraft.apexmc.co