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Question	Answer
Are Minecraft servers down?	Check the server’s status on its official website or forums. Servers may go down due to maintenance or issues with hosting providers.
Are Minecraft servers free?	Some are free to join, but hosting typically incurs costs covered by subscriptions, donations, or in-game purchases.
Are Minecraft servers cross-platform?	Servers running Bedrock Edition support cross-platform play. Java Edition servers require plugins like GeyserMC for cross-play.
Can Minecraft servers detect Xray?	Yes, anti-cheat plugins like OreObfuscator can detect or prevent Xray use.
How do Minecraft servers make money?	Through donations, in-game purchases (e.g., cosmetics), and subscription fees for premium access.
What Minecraft servers have Bedwars?	Hypixel is the most popular server offering Bedwars.
Where to buy Minecraft servers?	Hosting services like Apex Hosting, Shockbyte, and BisectHosting sell server hosting packages.
Why are Minecraft servers so expensive?	Costs scale with server performance, capacity, and hosting location.

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of real life and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Need a break from your family drama? Look no further!

Join us and build your own virtual paradise, away from the craziness of the real world. Our server is the perfect place to hide from your responsibilities and just have some fun.

Imagine a world where you can build a mansion without worrying about your family’s expectations. No more nagging parents or siblings causing drama – just you and your blocks, creating whatever your heart desires.

So why wait? Join our server today and start building your escape from reality. Who needs a wife and kids when you can have a virtual kingdom all to yourself? Let’s block and roll!

Pump Power

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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PumpKraft is a modded MC community welcoming new players! We currently are hosting a BRAND NEW Prominence 2 [RPG] server ready to join! With custom commands (tpa/homes/warps), active staff, and regular special events I’m sure you’ll have a great time in our community!

pr2.pumpkraft.net

PixelGrew

Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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The 1.20 Minecraft Earth Server with exciting gameplay and unique features!IP: play.pixelgrew.net Bedrock IP: bedrock.pixelgrew.net Bedrock port: 19132Discord: https://discord.gg/MXyTb7mV63

play.pixelgrew.net

PortalMC

Survival

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Discover the best survival server. PortalMC is a server with an active community where you can take your own adventure. There are custom boxes with mythical items, villagers to trade op items, different warps to maximize your experience, and much more! Join us!

portalmc.lat:25572

DSBM Network

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Dive into ‘DSBM ADVENTURE’ for a unique Minecraft experience! Our server boasts custom-built landscapes, challenging dungeons, and a dynamic quest system to keep you on your toes. Connect with fellow players, form alliances, and showcase your skills. With a dedicated IP at play.dsbm.uk, the journey begins now. Are you ready for the ultimate Minecraft adventure?

Play.dsbm.uk

DinoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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DinoSMP is a new 1.20 SMP server focused on providing a safe and enjoyable place to play Minecraft. Our server revolves around vanilla Minecraft, with a handful of enhancements.– Grief Prevention – Chest Shops – Player Warps – Fossil Forge – Vote Tiers – QuestsCome join DinoSMP today and become apart of our awesome community!Server IP: dinosmp.net Bedrock Port: 19135

dinosmp.net

top-gaming.org

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Welcome to Top-Gaming.Org – the favorite server for Minecraft enthusiasts! Discover a fascinating world where the power of your votes is a real game changer!– State-of-the-art servers Experience top technology on our reliable servers with zero lag and excellent performance. Whether you’re looking for classic mode or an adventure with unique gameplay, we have a server waiting for you.

top-gaming.org

Vanilla World Reloaded

PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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vwreloaded.com

MobCraft

MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Welcome to Mobcraft Server!Our Survival server offers: Kits Crates Elitehoppers Vote Rewards Infernal mobs SkillsOur Pixelmon server is running Pixelmon Reforged 9.1.5 This version of Pixelmon runs on Minecraft 1.16.5Shiny starters RTG DexRewards PokeHunt WonderTrade Vote Rewards Biomelist GriefPrevention

mobcraft.org

AztecWorld

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Bored? In AztecWorld you will not get bored because of its Survival Custom Op mode. What is this mode? It is a Survival with many Plugins to improve your Gaming Experience such as RankUp System, X Charms, Jobs, Claims, Bosses, PlayerWarps, BattlePass and MyPet! In addition to an excellent community willing to help you!

play.aztecworld.lat

JoynCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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JOYnCRAFT offers active staff, players online around the clock, a beefy, professionally hosted server. Financing is secured years ahead. This server is meant to stay, and so are your builds! A lot of good builders play here and have already created many beautiful things you can check out. But the majority of the map is still pristine, so if you want to live far away from others and build big, this place is perfect for you! We have added plugins that are either meant to help you make your build visions come true, or to give you something fun to do when you need a break. Our discord bot plays relaxing minecraft-style music, our community is incredibly nice, and the server seed can only be described as outstanding. Joyn us today and make yourself at home!

joyncraft.com

BlueFox

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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BlueFox is a welcoming and lively Minecraft server. It offers a unique and enjoyable gaming experience for players of all ages and skill levels. With beautiful landscapes and endless possibilities, BlueFox allows you to explore, battle, and collaborate with friends. Our active community, regular events, and attentive staff ensure a safe and fun environment for all players. Join us today and unleash your creativity in this captivating Minecraft realm.Our current gamemodes: – Anarchy – Boxpvp – MiningUHC – SurvivalSMP – Survival PlotJoin Now!!! Available for Java and Bedrock IP: bluefox.ink

bluefox.ink

GrizzlyPrison

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Prison, PvP, Survival

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play.grizzlyprison.com

Horizons End

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

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Welcome to Horizon’s End!Horizon’s End is a custom coded space Minecraft server. Pilot your very own movable starship, take over entire sectors of space, avoid pirates, use hyperspace to explore the vast galaxy! The galaxy is a 200k x 200k space map, with 17 unique planets to visit. Our server has an active, growing community that is welcoming to all new players. Join a nation or create your own settlement, all with the goal of galactic domination. The possibilities are endless!IP: play.horizonsend.net Wiki: https://horizonsendmc.miraheze.org/wiki/

play.horizonsend.net

Kerotscraft Smp

Cross-Play, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

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Welcome to Kerots Craft Minecraft Server, a world of boundless possibilities and creativity! Join our warm and inclusive community, where players skills can come together to share their love for the game. Explore custom features, build magnificent structures, embark on epic quests, and enjoy thrilling events. Fairness, respect, and camaraderie are our top priorities. Join us now and become part of our ever-growing family. Let your adventure begin!

play.kerotscraft.com:19111

Toxiss

Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Welcome to Toxiss, your go-to Minecraft survival server! Dive into our vibrant economy with a feature-packed shop and auction house. Challenge your skills in crystal PvP battles and explore the unique public money dupe system. Enjoy weekly events for thrilling challenges and grab your free kit when joining. Plus, don’t miss our frequent keyalls, showering everyone online with free crate keys for a chance at rare loot. Join Toxiss for the ultimate blend of survival, economy, and PvP – the adventure begins with you!

toxiss.net:19132

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Enchantments Applied:	86	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	53	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Magic Items Found:	5575	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	148	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Buildings Constructed:	47	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Dimension Hops:	13
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	14

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Dragon Scales Harvested:	206
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	350	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Mines Excavated:	1973	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Divine Spears Created:	23
Elemental Crystals Collected:	96	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	105
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	151	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Potions Brewed:	123
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Ores Mined:	1861
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Farms Harvested:	610	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	95

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Enchantments Applied:	226
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	55	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	726
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Zombie Dances:	3

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Emeralds Found:	9491
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Void Gems Collected:	19	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
New Chunks Explored:	990067	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2