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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that have the creativity of a potato? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in a creeper-infested jungle! Join us for a chance to ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and engage in epic dance battles with the Ender Dragon. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing until you cry (or until you fall into a pit of lava, whichever comes first). So why join our server? Because where else can you find a group of players who have mastered the art of building giant toilets out of obsidian? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	181	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Villages Defended:	16	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

EarthPol

Earth, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

EarthPol -> The Geopolitical Roleplay Experience

EarthPol is an Earth Server with a scale of 1:217 Earth Map where you can create your own towns, nations and alliances anywhere on the planet!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Oasis Hub

Hardcore, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Oasis is a Minecraft survival server with quality of life plugins to make your experience better. The community based economy and gameplay is great but the server still provides you with everything you need to go solo! Some of the features offered are Teams, Player warps, Auction House, Custom Cosmetics / Fishing / Tools / Armor and MUCH more!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	200	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Tunes Craft

Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Tunes Craft Season 2 is now here. Welcome along fresh kits, new events to play at least once a week, valuable ranks, different teams, and most importantly, months and beyond of continued and current fun. Come along and fight against enduring bosses or steal somebody’s loot after a tough battle in our brand new PvP arena. Unleash your inner beast in Tunes Craft Season 2. Don’t leave it too late! Get started now on tunescraft.net , Java Edition only. Minecrafters, it’s your time to shine!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	69
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Crops Grown:	6382
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

OpasMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

OpasMC is a Finnish Minecraft server where you can currently play Survival, CrystalPvP, Bedwars and Spleef. In the main location (hub) of the server, there is a Liito minigame and a PvP area where you can fight with other players. In addition, OpasMC has an Ullakko server where you can play SkyWars and Creative. You can also join the server in Bedrock Edition using the address play.opasmc.net and port 19132.

English: Please note that the language spoken on this server is Finnish and you can join the server only from Finland. In OpasMC you can currently play Survival, CrystalPvP, Bedwars, and Spleef. In addition, there are Glide mini game and a PvP area at the hub of the server. There’s also a server called “Ullakko” in OpasMC, where you can play SkyWars and Creative. You can also join the server in Bedrock Edition using play.opasmc.net and port 19132.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Bartol SMP

Earth, PvP, Survival

Welcome to the Bartol SMP, here we have 4 main servers, Hardcore, Anarchy, Earth, and Lifesteal;

On Lifesteal it’s simple, semi-anarchy, when you kill others you receive some of their hearts, and when they kill you they receive some of your hearts! If you loose all of your hearts then you automatically get banned for 2 days, after which you may re-join and start again (You do not loose hearts if you die to mobs, only players). On Hardcore, it’s pretty much the same as any hardcore world, the exact same amount of hearts, but there’s a twist! You also get banned for 10 hours , in which after you re-join and start again! On Anarchy, it’s the same as any other! NO rules, NO Restrictions, Go Wild! Earth is an Exact replica of the REAL Plant Earth! Including country borders, with claims and more. The more you play, the more you claim blocks you receive!

If you wish to Join you can, it’s Free! To also view the rules visit the #Rules channel in our Discord linked on this page.

The Owner Is Bartol#3110 . Cool Dude2016#2022 Manages This Server Page.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	5485	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Dragons Tamed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	165	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Oholei Torah Chai

Bedwars, Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Unofficial server for oholei torah or anyone else that is jewish! works with minecraft java and minecraft bedrock, and works with Tlauncher and cracked accounts

Gamemodes & minigames:

Survival Skyblock Creative Kitpvp Bedwars Skywars Spleen Tnt run

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	199	Chimeras Created:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Corvid Crossing

Survival

A fun Survival Minecraft server, with an amazing community, a very dedicated staff who are always their to help! We just had a major server owner change as well as a map change. We are working very hard to make this server the best we can possibly make it. We have cool ranks you can buy as well as amazing rewards that come with each one of our custom ranks!!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

HeartGoldMC

Parkour, Pixelmon, Survival

Welcome to HeartGoldMC. HeartGoldMC is a server with the pixelmonmod. We would love to invite you on to our server. Invite your friends too! Its a tight community and we hope you have fun!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	5048
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Love Letters Sent:	18
Villages Defended:	15	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

PitSim

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skywars

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Divine Spears Created:	16	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

NoRules Network

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skywars

NoRules – Minecraft minigames network that allows cheating You want to try out cheating? Go for it!

– Skywars, Practice – More gamemodes coming, such as: Anarchy, KitFFA – Good Performance – Hosted in Europe (Germany) – Only HvH server with minigames

Only 2 rules: – No Regen, makes the game impossible to win and boring – No TPAura/InfiniteAura/SuperHit/TeleportHit, also makes it boring after a while.

Join now! play.norules.wtf

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Everlands

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to the Everlands! A Minecraft community built by a team of experienced players who a dream for a better survival Minecraft experience. The Everlands promises a Vanilla+ experience but strives to do so much more. We run community events frequently, at least twice a month, with a massive backlog of planned events. We mostly focus on Minecraft events, but we run events in other games as well. We expand the typical Minecraft survival experience in a way that keeps the game fun for long periods of time. Our community is extremely welcoming. Whether you are brand new to the game or a veteran, you can find an amazing game experience here. We are also extremely inclusive to everyone from all kinds of backgrounds, and including those within the LGBTQ+ community. We are a whitelist only server. Please apply in our discord: https://discord.ever-lands.com.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
New Chunks Explored:	99895	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

ExtractMC

Vanilla

A Brand New PURE VANILLA Server! We Do However Have Teams Plugin. BEDROCK Compatible! We Are Currently Limited To 50 Players But Can Expand Depending On Demand. If You Are A BedRock Player, Leave Your Port As Default, Otherwise You Will Have Issues Joining! Thank You For Looking At My Server And I Look Forward To Seeing All Of You Soon!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Villages Defended:	11	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

JailsMC

Economy, Prison

JailsMC brings a whole new experience of OP-Prison gameplay to reality. We offer many events to participate in and offer many challenges for our players to overcome to get to the top of the leaderboards.

We have worked very hard on optimizing the custom features that we hold on JailsMC, which include Tokens, Pickaxe Energy, Ancient Coins, and more. We take the OP-Prison experience to a whole another level. Come check us out!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	17	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
New Chunks Explored:	634221	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

JustBox

PvP

JustBox – 1.17.1 server version (server is 1.17.1+ idk why it says we are version 1.18 but you can play on that anyway) – Keepinventory on – Grind, build, pvp – Lots to do – Fun Join Today

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	15
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Mines Excavated:	2519	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

EleriumMC

KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to EleriumMC! We’re a gaming community focused on putting the player first! Join our network and discover our unique game modes, welcoming community, and exhilarating gameplay!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.