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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that have the creativity of a potato? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in a creeper-infested jungle! Join us for a chance to ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and engage in epic dance battles with the Ender Dragon. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing until you cry (or until you fall into a pit of lava, whichever comes first). So why join our server? Because where else can you find a group of players who have mastered the art of building giant toilets out of obsidian? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Zombie Dances:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

SwoleCraft

Creative, Economy, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

IP for PC/Java: play.swolecraft.com The official Stomsh Minecraft server! Featuring: Economy Survival, Creative plots, SkyWars, SkyBlock and PVP! New gamemodes will be added soon. NEW: The mall! Get your own shop to sell your items to other players in the beautiful new mall! The survival is an economy 1.16.5 survival, you can claim land, buy various items in the shop, trade with other players and you can even buy your own shop in the mall where you can sell your items! You can survival with all your friends, because the server is cross-platform!

You can play with your Bedrock MCPE and W10 Edition as well! IP for bedrock (PE/W10) clients: bedrock.swolecraft.com (port: 25565) There is a nice community, especially on the official Discord. Please come and have a look around!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ores Mined:	4710	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Star Shards Collected:	112	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

SoftSlayer | 1.9 – 1.20.4 | Survival | Small Server | Community-focused | Java & Bedrock Crossplay

120smp, Community, crossplay, Economy, KitPvP, MCMMO, Minigames, Nolandclaim, Nomapresets, PvP, Semivanilla, Survival

SoftSlayer is a small and simple community survival server. We are mostly vanilla with some sprinkles. Server has been running since 2011 non-stop, how unlucky. Bedrock support for PC, phones, Switch, PS4, PS5, Xbox etc.

Dynmap – Discord

━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━⇒ How to join━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━Java IP: softslayer.com

Bedrock IP: softslayer.com:25612

How to connect with Bedrock via consoles:Xbox – PS4, PS5 – Switch

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Ores Mined:	7201	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

KiwiCloud

PvP, Skyblock

This is an amazing skyblock server where having fun is the top priority. We want to make your experience different than any other average skyblock server. We hope that you will at least check out our server and we hope you have fun.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	451
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Alien Abductions:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Holocraft

Earth, MCMMO, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.

• Survival – 1.18.1 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.18.1 • Vanilla – 1.18.1 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soon

IP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://store.holocraft.xyz Discord: https://discord.holocraft.xyz

Connect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.18.1 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	6374
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

🔥 Vanilla Anarchy 🔥 NO HACKS 🔥 1.19

Anarchy, Nocheat, Nohacks, Nolag, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

IP: anarchy.mcffa.net

🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥

Grief.

Steal.

Set traps.

Kill.

Harass.

Infiltrate your enemy’s base.

Use whatever language you like.

ONLY hackers get banned.

Everything else is fair game!

The world NEVER gets reset, and has a 30 million block radius.

Explore anywhere and everywhere you want, but you’re on your own. No plugins, no starter kits. Hard mode is on.

This is old-school vanilla survival multiplayer.

Good luck!

🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥

IP: anarchy.mcffa.net

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Buildings Constructed:	13	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Crops Grown:	3216
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Falling into the Void:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Athenaz

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Athenaz is a Minecraft Survival server created in March of 2020 by Yolk3y. Friendship, Rivalry, Creativity, and Survival are main aspects of Athenaz. A place truly magical and a server built off true community, Athenaz is a highly welcoming environment.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Villages Defended:	9
Astral Projections Made:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Prism

Survival, Whitelist

#1 Christian Minecraft Server. Family safe and kid friendly! We are not just a meme. We ask player to follow our guidelines and rules and help keep Prism a friendly environment for all players!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Animals Bred:	31	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

MCVerse City

bedrock, Claims, Economy, Griefprevention, HARD, java, market, Openworld, PvE, Surival, Survival

UpdatesNovember Update – Global Markets and Improved Economy

Now easier to get more sethomes as well as trade with other players to get the blocks you need to build your dream hideout! Or.. just dig your way out!! Our community grows..

September 21 Event Start: Pocket world and Seasons!!

We’ve also added player warps for you to share your builds with.

General Info

Stable vanilla survival experience with a mature community to trade and connect with. RandomTP, Claims, Market, Unlimited Open World. We plan to be around for a long time, perfect for casual and dedicated gamers alike.

Massive world, no limits! 30k x 30k wild warp will expand as it gets used.

Play on your own terms. Get your own world! Free 10k block claim.

Market now live!

Visit discord for map leaks. Recently upgraded server for no lag!

Java Bedrock crossplay now available.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Divine Spears Created:	28
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	14

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

zombie-craft.se

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

A Swedish stable server since 2018 with ranker economy and landclaim mcmmo and dynmap and discord and a few other bits and pieces…

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Villages Defended:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Pixels Semi-Vanilla SMP (VOICE CHAT) 1.18-1.20.4 (bedrock/java)

bedrock, Bedrockjavacrossplay, Crossplatform, java, Proximitychat, Seasons, Semivanilla, Simplevoicechat, Survival, Temperature, Voicechat, Vrsupport

Pixel SMP

• Semi-Vanilla, lgbtq friendly minecraft server!

• Temperatures and seasons!

• Cross-Platform, Bedrock x Java!

• Free Daily Crate Keys!

• Simple Voice Chat mod 1.20.1 supported!

• VR ViveCraft mod supported!

Bedrock port: 5216

https://discord.gg/s9JAnpAGrJ

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Divine Spears Created:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

AnarchyMC

Anarchy

AnarchyMC is a anarchy server where you can kill anyone, wherever and whenever, no spawn protection, no queue, friendly staff and most importantly, GUILDS! Make your own guilds and get your own discord channels. We make the world size bigger and bigger every week, don’t miss out on the oppurtunity to get resources untill they get destroyed by the waves of new players.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

SlimeCraft Slimefun

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

SlimeCraft 1.20 Java y Bedrock Play from 1.9 to 1.20.1 24/7 and 0 Lag Get machines, new tools, weapons, special armor, backpacks, elevators and more than 1000 special items with Slimefun. Over 250 new OP enchantments. Many missions that will give you epic rewards. Dungeons and Bosses Protections of all sizes Events and Giveaways. And much more! https://discord.gg/72Wm5cY6gV

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Farms Harvested:	777
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	72	Crops Grown:	1873
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

★ i-Pixelmon.com | Pixelmon Reforged (Online Since 2014) ★

Fly, Freeranks, Gymleaders, Gyms, Keepinventory, Landclaim, Legendarypixelmon, Legendarypokemon, Nogrief, Noraid, Pixelmon, Pixelmon Reforged, Pixelmonbestserver, Pixelmonextras, Pixelmonmod, Pixelmonreforged, pokemon, Pokemonminecraft, PvE, Pvpdisabled, Roleplay, RPG, Shinystarters

WWW.TINYURL.COM/INSTALLPIXEL

[NOTE] It only takes TWO Minutes To Install through our LINK Above!

How is I-Pixelmon different from other servers?-Pixelmon Showdown-Battle Tower-Real Gym Leaders-Real Elite Four Members-Real Server Champion-Boss Room-Training Tower-EV Training Room-Boss Raids-Rewarded Trivia-Land Claiming-Actual Survival (Building and Mining)-Keep Inventory-GTS-WonderTrade-Player ShopsAND A LOT MORE!

i-Network has been running since December of 2012! We are here for the long run. We are motivated to give our community expected updates, uptime, and most importantly, peace of mind knowing their progress won’t be gone from an unexpected server closure like most new servers nowadays.

Join I-Pixelmon.com today for the ultimate Pixelmon experience!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Buildings Constructed:	7

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Oasis SMP [1.20+] Claiming | Skills | Fishing | Jobs

Customcontent, Fishing, Landclaim, Skills, smp, Survival, Towny

Oᴀsɪs Sᴍᴘ

Looking for a chill, friendly SMP server for Java Edition? Look no further, Oᴀsɪs Sᴍᴘ is for you!

IP: play.oasissmp.gg

Discord: https://discord.gg/NT8yJst82E

We are a relatively new survival multiplayer server in active development with updates released every 2-3 weeks. We use a custom resource pack on the server for our custom content textures and models (you will be prompted to use it when you join the server). The server was opened on November 24 after over a year in development.

At the moment, our features include:

🏝️ Land Claiming – Create a land and claim your base so your items are protected. Invite your friends, and join nations!

📜 Guide – An in game guide to get you started. Browse our server features with a custom GUI! (Use /guide in game to use)

🗺️ Multiple Worlds – Two main worlds to choose from: A fully custom generated map or a simple vanilla map.

🧭 Random Teleport – Teleport between worlds (Custom world, Vanilla world, and other dimensions)

⛏️ Resource Worlds – These three worlds reset every 2 weeks (Overworld resource, Nether resource, end resource)

🐪 Safari Nets – Catch mobs using safari nets for easier transportation

🎣Custom Fishing – Catch 50+ fish with more being added regularly (Yes, each fish has a custom texture)

👑 Ranks – Rank up to earn more commands and more chunks to claim for your land (You can even get /fly from the last rank!)

🎫 Tags – Earn tags to display before your rank and name in chat! (Tags can be earned from crates)

👷Jobs – Earn money to use on shops, ranking up, and land claiming. Level up your job to earn more money!

🎯 Skills – Level up to gain abilities and increase your personal stats. (Abilities such as speed mining, tree capacitator, etc.)

📋 Missions – Complete 12 random daily missions for rewards. Get an extra reward for completing all missions for each difficulty.

🛍️ Shops – Create a shop that other players can teleport to and buy from you. You may also sell or auction items using /ah!

💵 Player-run Economy – An economy that is completely run by players!

🎩 Cosmetics – Check out our cosmetics at /warp cosmetics! (Win cosmetics from crates, try them on at the warp)

⚒️Reforging – Reforge your tools and armor to get unique attributes on them

✅ Vote Rewards – Earn rewards from voting for the server using /vote in game! (Top 3 voters every month get bonus rewards)

Middle School Oasis [1.20+] Claiming | Skills | Fishing | Jobs Minecraft Server

Oᴀsɪs Sᴍᴘ [1.20+] Claiming | Skills | Fishing | Jobs

If you find any bugs please submit a ticket in the Discord so it can be fixed quickly. Any suggestions you may have can be posted in the Suggestions forum within the Discord as well.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Animals Bred:	55
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

VanillasmithcraftSMP (1.20.4)

Landclaim, Minecraftserver, Minigames, Oldschool, PvE, PvP, Server, smp, Survival

VanillasmithcraftSMP (1.20.4) Minecraft Server

Java: vanillasmithcraftsmp.netBedrock: vanillasmithcraftsmp.net/Port-19132

▶ Resource pack Download Required

Nautical ranks

▶ Commitment to vanilla experience

We stay true to our semi-vanilla roots and hope to find like-minded people. We never go beyond quality-of-life datapacks and never change or add anything that would change or break vanilla mechanics like technical changes or game changing plugins.

▶ Transparency & Community

No matter who you are or what your play style is, we want you to feel welcomed on VanillaSmithCraft SMP and we do our best to make that happen! We run on community feedback and all changes coming to the server are voted on and discussed beforehand. We have a trustworthy, respectful community and ask the same of you.

▶ Projects & Events

On VanillaSmithCraft SMP our goal is for everyone to have fun. We do this with frequent both player-made and server-made projects and events. Every once and a while we host events. These events can range from things like smaller minigames. We also have frequent building competitions and group projects.

How To Join

IP/ vanillasmithcraftsmp.net

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	873	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.