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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that have the creativity of a potato? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in a creeper-infested jungle! Join us for a chance to ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and engage in epic dance battles with the Ender Dragon. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing until you cry (or until you fall into a pit of lava, whichever comes first). So why join our server? Because where else can you find a group of players who have mastered the art of building giant toilets out of obsidian? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	20	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Void Gems Collected:	30

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Zelos

Anarchy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Zelos is a mostly vanilla Minecraft v1.7.8 server with a few plugins to ensure things run smoothly and fair for everyone. At its core, Zelos is a PVP Survival server. Are you tough enough to handle a vanilla survival server? Come join us and find out. Band up with your friends using Clans (no friendly fire!), head off in any direction and start your secret base. Or simply play by yourself and ask to join an existing clan.

Stick around for a while and you’re automatically rewarded with free gear, experience points and in-game cash. Stick around long enough and obtain Veteran rank and perks for free. Zelos also has weekly PVP arena battles where the winner gets an enchanted item of choice!

We’ve been working closely with the PVPArena plugin developer to bring you a massive and unique automated PVP Arena that is complete with TURRETS, random chest loot, powerups, different fighting classes and rewards for the victor.

Don’t even think about logging out in the middle of battle, or you will be instakilled and lose all of your inventory in the process, including your player head!

Want to have some fun with your friends and troll your enemies? Donate for VIP or XVIP (permanent ranks!) and obtain the ability to disguise yourself as an innocent looking mob. Be careful, though; as soon as you strike someone or they hit you, your disguise is blown!

Want to be the ultimate troll? Gain a clan’s trust, get them to tp you to their base, steal all of their stuff, retire from their clan and then use all the loot to start your own powerful clan! No holds barred at Zelos! Anything goes!

Zelos has friendly staff that are not ban-happy like most other sites. (Nobody has full op or gm1, not even owner, so don’t bother asking.) We may mute you if you become annoying in chat, but bans are very rare at Zelos.

Come PVP with us at Zelos!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	20

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

TheGrimServer

Creative, Factions, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

I Am Not The Owner, But Please, Join! I Am Eager To See You On!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Bending PvP

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, PvP

This is a Factions/PvP/Bending server with a variety of other fun addons. Join now and see for yourself! People searching for staff ranks may apply on this server.

God stuff drop parties can start in this server 😉

Info for Nerds: Running on i5 with 14 gigs of dedicated ram and badass connectivity…

*Added free creative world with /warp creative!* *Added Forum at http://matrixnetwork.org/Forum/*

Runs on CraftBukkit 1.7.2 R0.3

PLUGINS: Bending plugin, 1vs1, Mob Arena, McMMO, Factions, Survival Games, Sign Shop and the generally helpful bukkit plugins!

Owner: ultraman245

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

MCP-MCS.com

Creative, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Vanilla

Welcome to MCP-MCS.com! We are an incredible hub server containing every game type you could ever want! We currently offer the following:

– Factions – Survival – Sky Wars – Sky Block – Creative – Prison – Hunger Games – KitPvP – and more!

We run on high end dedicated servers only to insure minimal downtime and optimal performance with virtually no lag. Come check us out today to see what an amazing experience GotPvP can be for you 🙂

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

PvPDojo

KitPvP, PvP

Minecraft KitPvP Server. Online since 2013.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

ObsidianCraft

Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to Obsidiancraft!

Our server has just been through a major reset! We are currently running a unique Survival server with over 40 epic plugins, and awesome perks! Try ObsidianCraft’s new Survival 2.0 server to experience the best possible extended-vanilla Minecraft experience!

We also have a large, endless-opportunity SkyBlock server! With over 50 challenges and various perks, experience a great, unique SkyBlock experience!s

ObsidianCraft has been reborn, and has just re-opened. Hop online to experience ObsidianCraft 2.0!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Beast Factions

Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Welcome to Beast Factions! In the Beast Factions you can expect to find a survival type server with hardcore factions! We allow greifing and raiding of all kinds! Also on Beastfactions we have extremely cheep donator ranks with amazing items in the kits which can be respawned every two days!There is a diversity of people on the server who are always ready for pvp and others who are amazing at building! So come on down and begin your very enjoyable stay at Beast Factions!

Our Website: http://beastfactions.net/ Our Server IP Pvp.beastfactions.net Our Teamspeak IP Ts3.beastfactions.net

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Simply Minecraft | Simple Voice Chat | Vanilla SMP | 16+ ONLY

Survival, Vanilla, Voicechatmod

Hey there!

I made this small server with the intent of getting a few dedicated players who are interested in a mostly vanilla experience with some hermitcraft-like features. As it is a mostly vanilla experience, we are whitelist only at the moment. You can join the server by joining our discord and putting your username in the whitelist channel.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Villages Defended:	12
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Vanillabean 1.20.2 || 2yr Anniversary!

Community, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Vanillasmp

Welcome to VanillabeanSMP

If you have been looking for a classic semi vanilla SMP with a focus on a tightly-knit small community, then you have come to the right place. After years of trying to find a server that is a simple semi vanilla SMP, without garbage like Kits, Sethome, Tp, or even keep inventory (just why), we got tired of waiting and created our own. Simply put, Vanillabean is a place of community that has evolved from humble beginnings of all of us getting bodied by hard mode skeletons into a thriving trade-based society with rules and laws made by our players. Come join an ever-growing community of players and leave your mark on the server’s history. Our worlds have no plans to EVER be reset, unless the sun explodes or something. Also, we have jobs, so don’t worry about us running out of Grandma’s Christmas money; we can actually afford to pay for the server.

What makes us stand out:

Court System: The Vanillabean court system works as the superficial rules of the server, they can be changed/altered by the players. If you want something changed DO IT you the players own the server and we mean it!Run for office!: Using the court system mentioned above run for judge/mayor of Vanillabean!Advanced cheat&grief protection: No need to worry about claims etc with active staff and advanced plugins all damage can be reverted.Chill community: All servers claim to have a chill relaxing community but we bring it to life, with advanced integration seamless clean discord layout, it is genuinely a nice place to hang out.

Discord: https://discord.gg/uSDJhSQS9G

IP: mc.Vanillabean.lol

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Holy Grails Found:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Esrock

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Survival

Esrock is a fun and open community of friends from all around the world who enjoy building and talking. As long as you respect other people and their builds, you are welcome to join our community. For more info on each aspect of our server go to our website and forums: www.esrock.net or just visit us in game: smp.esrock.net

The mission of Esrock is to provide the best available outlets for community and friendships to form, individuals to grow and develop, all while keeping things simple.

We have survival (with factions) and creative (regular and flat) worlds. Plus many mini-games to keep you busy (Cops and Robbers, PVP arena, King of the Ladder, mazes, etc).

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	571749	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Players Assembly SMP Factions

Economy, Factions, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Player’s Assembly is a community driven factions, warfare, economy, and RPG server. We’ve been operating since 2012, and have been branded as both ‘Harbor Way’ and ‘AuburnMC’. This server places an emphasis on plugins and datapacks related to technology, warfare, transportation, and general aesthetics. Player’s Assembly also features a working proximity voice chat that allows players to talk to each other in-game while connected to correct Discord channel. A full list of datapcks & plugins are available under the mod list tab. We continuously update all features on the server, including the base MC version, mods, plugins, and any client side addon support.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

MineVast

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Skyblock

This www.minecraftservers.org slot is just used for calculating average stats

Real page: http://minecraftservers.org/server/94500

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

ZincBox

Factions, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

ZincBox

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	75	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2803

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

ShinraWorld

Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival

I invite

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Dimension Hops:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Chimeras Created:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Block Worlds

Skyblock

Welcome to BlockWorlds! We are a long running public Minecraft server. Here are a few reasons to join us:

– Still in service after over 10 years. We started in early 2012 and have no plans to quit any time soon. – Talented staff of developers and server admins. We have our own custom plugins and personalized configurations for the various public plugins we use. – Friendly community. Great place to meet and play together with others in a tight knit group. – 100% EULA compliant with a focus on providing the best Minecraft experience possible for players. – Constantly working on improving the server and adding more features.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.