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Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 4952 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
Alien Abductions: | 3 | Love Letters Sent: | 14 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 20 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 |
Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We once had a group of players who defeated the dragon by throwing potatoes at it – true story! And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that grants you the power to mine entire mountains in one swing.
So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).