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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us and embark on a wild adventure where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky!

Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of clucking minions. Join forces with him and conquer the land in epic battles against the evil Sheep Sorcerer and his woolly army.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the mystical Unicorn Forest, where rainbow-colored horses roam freely and grant wishes to those who can catch them. Rumor has it that the rarest unicorn of them all can shoot lasers from its horn!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to watch out for the exploding pigs and lava-spewing chickens!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Holy Grails Found:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
New Chunks Explored:	448431	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Magic Items Found:	4401	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Villages Defended:	14
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Elemental Crystals Collected:	68
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8209
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Void Armor Forged:	21

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3449
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ores Mined:	5721
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3
Runes Activated:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	14

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!