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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us and embark on a wild adventure where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky!

Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of clucking minions. Join forces with him and conquer the land in epic battles against the evil Sheep Sorcerer and his woolly army.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the mystical Unicorn Forest, where rainbow-colored horses roam freely and grant wishes to those who can catch them. Rumor has it that the rarest unicorn of them all can shoot lasers from its horn!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to watch out for the exploding pigs and lava-spewing chickens!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Divine Spears Created:	25

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Falling into the Void:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Zombie Dances:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Crops Grown:	1927
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Magic Items Found:	7200	Battle Standards Raised:	13

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Alien Abductions:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	648978	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Mines Excavated:	2295	Dragon Scales Harvested:	437
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Mines Excavated:	3588	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Endless Night Skies:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	800	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Runes Activated:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	New Chunks Explored:	182086
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Void Armor Forged:	11
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.