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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us and embark on a wild adventure where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky!

Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of clucking minions. Join forces with him and conquer the land in epic battles against the evil Sheep Sorcerer and his woolly army.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the mystical Unicorn Forest, where rainbow-colored horses roam freely and grant wishes to those who can catch them. Rumor has it that the rarest unicorn of them all can shoot lasers from its horn!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to watch out for the exploding pigs and lava-spewing chickens!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Void Gems Collected:	30	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

MCFriendly

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

We support both JAVA and BEDROCK for MINECRAFT 1.20.1We are A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY! We have FREE TO PLAY LEVEL PROGRESSION, a custom DYNAMIC ECONOMY, McMMO, CRATES, UNIQUE RANKS, CLAIM PROTECTION, and MORE!Join the MCFriendly family today!Java IP: mcfriendly.usBedrock IP: 135.148.150.144 Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Discord

Survival, Vanilla

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	301
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Players Killed by Monsters:	6846
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Farms Harvested:	544

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4179	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Dimension Hops:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	129	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

OreoMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Buildings Constructed:	30	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Mines Excavated:	2006
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Farms Harvested:	929

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

YomNetwork

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Chimeras Created:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

PlayFuse

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	439	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

PokeLand

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Survival

Welcome to pokeland! This is the most competitive pokemon server you will ever see! Daily events ! We have player gyms, elite 4, paid tournaments and many more! We also offer a lot of survival perks! You can make your own player shops, you can make your own towns and more!Come and stop by on mc.pokeland.world ! Have a great day !

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Cosmos SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The Best Origins SMP You will EVER see! Cosmos is a 0 Downloads Origins RP SMP. That’s a mouthful. So what does Cosmos really include? Let me summarize it!A custom-coded selection of 26 Origins based on the popular Origins Mod ***fully functional and playable IN VANILLA MINECRAFT!***250~ custom food items, weapons, and armors to collect!Dozens of custom biomes and custom world generation to explore!And MUCH more!So what are you waiting for, why don’t you join us and thousands of others who enjoy Cosmos!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.