Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing twisted more than our parkour courses is my testiculars! That’s right, I’m currently experiencing a torsion down there, but that won’t stop me from mining and crafting with all you crazy players.

Join our server for a chance to witness the most epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords. We also have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with creepers and skeletons – they’ve got some killer moves, let me tell you.

But the real reason to join our server? We have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to turn into a block of cheese for 10 minutes. Trust me, it’s a gouda time.

So come on over and join the fun! Just be prepared for some truly twisted adventures, both in-game and anatomically.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players: 102/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 29
Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Cool Minecraft SMP: Io Was Rossy Molesting Kids

    Cool Minecraft SMP: Io Was Rossy Molesting Kids
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where anything goes! Join us for a crazy adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns.

    Why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a player named Io who is totally cool with Rossy molesting kids. Yeah, you heard that right! It’s like a soap opera meets a horror movie meets a comedy show on our server.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who can speak in Shakespearean English. And every full moon, a magical unicorn appears to grant wishes to players who can find it.

    So come on and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to watch out for Rossy and his questionable hobbies!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Magic Wands Crafted: 13
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Heavy rain

    Heavy rain

    Survival Server with Economy and Claim

    Welcome to our survival server! Here you can survive and build together with other players. Earn money by selling resources and participating in missions.

    With our claim system, you can protect your home so no one can destroy it or steal your things. Explore the world, collaborate with friends and have fun!

    Join now and start your adventure!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 10 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Glorious Feasts Held: 11 Astral Staffs Crafted: 5

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Crafty Dawn Trail Minecraft Server

    Crafty Dawn Trail Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing until you cry.

    Explore our Moogle Treasure Trove event where you can find the most ridiculous treasures that will make you question your sanity. And don’t forget about our All Saints’ Wake celebration, where the ghosts and ghouls come out to play in the most hilarious ways possible.

    But wait, there’s more! Join our meetups where you can hang out with fellow players and watch spooky movies like Evil Dead 2 and Legend of Sleepy Hollow. And if that’s not enough, we even have a Tokusatsu Watch Party featuring the final episode of GARO and a movie that will blow your mind.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 541622 Shadow Figures Spotted: 3
    Villages Defended: 13 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Michi’s Mom on Minecraft SMP

    Michi’s Mom on Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most purrfect Minecraft SMP you’ll ever find! Our server is home to the most hilarious and quirky cat named Michi, who will keep you entertained for hours on end. Trust us, your 12-year-old knows what’s up – Michi is the real star of the show here!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves, a skydiving competition with Endermen as your partners, and a treasure hunt where the prize is a diamond-encrusted golden carrot (because why not?).

    Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and of course, Michi the cat with the funny face. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Falling into the Void: 3
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 17

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • New MC

    New MC

    This is a Bulgarian minecraft SMP server with many options for the player. Various shops are built, you can build any kind of farm (as long as it doesn’t crash the server), there are restarts and interruptions only when you really need to. Join our community now and let’s have fun together!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5 Fairy Circles Danced In: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • CTE2

    CTE2

    Self-hosted non-profit Craft To Exile 2 mod server is looking for players Version: 1.20.1 Modpack version: 0.6.2 Mod pack features: adventure, RPG, multiple worlds, etc. Module package size: about 300 pieces Adopt manual review whitelist system Via private messaging IP Detailed information will be posted in Discord

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5
    Falling into the Void: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 10

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Passport Bro Minecraft Server

    Passport Bro Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the passport bro movement is taking over and kicking out all the white dudes! But don’t worry, because hypergamy has reached such crazy levels that men are now mate guarding Thai pussy like their lives depend on it. If you think you can handle the insanity and want to join a server where the only rule is to protect your precious Thai pussy at all costs, then this is the place for you! Who knows what other wild shenanigans await you in this wacky world of Minecraft madness. Join now and see just how much worse it can actually get!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Animals Bred: 92
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Minecraft SMP: Is this gonna be on the murderts?

    Minecraft SMP: Is this gonna be on the murderts?
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience!

    Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding llamas armed with diamond swords and flying pigs shooting fireballs from the sky.

    Our server is so wild that even the mobs have formed their own society and are plotting to overthrow the players.

    And don’t worry about getting banned for griefing, because on our server, griefing is not only allowed, it’s encouraged!

    So come join us if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • NauticMC

    NauticMC

    Hispanic server with a wide variety of modalities and the best community in the world. Come in now and try playing without lag!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • ⭐ MineRich ⭐┃➤ Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock 💥 Minecraft server

    ⭐ MineRich ⭐┃➤ Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock 💥 Minecraft server

    Version > 1.9-1.21.1Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest

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    Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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    Server advantages:

    1. No lags

    2. No donation bytes

    3. Friendly admins

    4. Constant updates

    5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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    Survival:

    ➤ Football (/football)

    ➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

    ➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

    ➤ Weapons (/guns)

    ➤ Transport (/vehicles)

    ➤ Pets (/pets)

    ➤ Feelings (/feelings)

    ➤ Duels (/duel)

    ➤ Sex (/sex)

    ➤ Clans (/clan)

    ➤ Weddings (/marry)

    ➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

    ➤ Friends (/friends)

    ➤ Auction (/ah)

    ➤ Dance (/dance)

    ➤ Spit (/spit)

    ➤ Private (/region)

    ➤ Tops (/tops)

    ➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

    ➤ Date head database (/headdb)

    ➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

    ➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

    ➤ Report-System (/report)

    ➤ In-game console (/console)

    ➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

    ➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

    ➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

    ➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

    ➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

    ➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

    ➤ Economy (Currency)

    ➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

    ➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

    ➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

    ➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

    ➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

    ➤ In-game console (/console)

    ➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

    ➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

    ➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

    ➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

    ➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

    ➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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    Anarchy:

    ➤ Airdrops

    ➤ Mystics

    ➤ Caches

    ➤ Relics

    ➤ Spheres

    ➤ Blocks with private

    ➤ Items at lvl X

    ➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

    ➤ Automine (/warp mine)

    ➤ Buyer (/seller)

    ➤ Auction (/ah)

    ➤ Shop (/shop)

    ➤ Quests (/quests)

    ➤ Whales (/kit)

    ➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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    SkyBlock:

    ➤ Auction (/ah)

    ➤ Automine (/warp mine)

    ➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

    ➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

    ➤ Menu (/menu)

    ➤ Shop (/shop)

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Rune Stones Activated: 10
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine? Well, look no further because our server is where the Producer’s twin ended up after getting lost in the Nether! Join us for epic adventures, wacky shenanigans, and a chance to uncover the mystery of the missing twin. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of mischief he’ll get up to. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride that’s more unpredictable than a pig riding a minecart!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 7 Enchanted Armories Found: 10
    Magic Crystals Found: 7 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Better Than The OC Minecraft SMP

    Better Than The OC Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is the absolute bomb-diggity! We’ve got llamas that can breakdance, pigs that can fly, and villagers that tell the funniest jokes (seriously, they should go on tour).

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs every full moon. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where the Endermen let loose and show off their sick dance moves.

    So why join our SMP? Because where else can you ride a rollercoaster made entirely of TNT, challenge a pack of creepers to a dance-off, and have a pet dragon named Steve? Trust us, this server is lit AF and you won’t want to miss out on all the shenanigans. Join now and get ready for a wild ride!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 25 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Blocky Goals Minecraft Server

    Blocky Goals Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old objectives? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

    Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. Complete quests like finding the legendary golden carrot or building a house out of enchanted cheese blocks.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret hidden dimension where you can meet a talking llama who will give you magical powers if you can beat him in a dance-off. And don’t forget about our weekly “Turtle Racing” competitions where the winner gets a pet dragon to ride around on.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other! Who knows what crazy objectives you’ll meet next!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Zombie Dances: 7 Soul Contracts Signed: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Blocky Banter Minecraft SMP

    Blocky Banter Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most wild and wacky Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! We’ve got more shenanigans than a monkey on a unicycle, and more chaos than a toddler with a tub of glitter.

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your dream base while dodging flying llamas and riding pigs into battle. Our community is so tight-knit, we once had a group sing-along with creepers as backup dancers.

    And let’s not forget about our legendary Cock and Dick/Penis thread. It’s like a treasure hunt, but instead of gold, you’ll find hilarious memes and questionable jokes. So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and make memories that will last a lifetime, come join us in this Thailand-sized adventure!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Love Letters Sent: 7

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • MapleCraft Minecraft Server

    MapleCraft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bring you the best of Canadian culture in pixelated form! Forget America lite, we’ve got poutine-powered creepers, hockey stick swords, and beavers building dams out of diamond blocks. Join us for a chance to ride a moose into battle, apologize to zombies for killing them, and build igloos that double as secret bases. So come on, eh? Join our server, where the maple syrup flows like water and the Tim Hortons never runs out of coffee!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3814 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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