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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 102/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 6
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Ores Mined: 5893
Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
Wilderness Tamed: 10 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4
Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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