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| Players: | 108/1000 | Votes: | 2271 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 8073 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Divine Spears Created: | 11 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 10 |
join this server if you wanna play with a bunch of players who are totally committed to never having kids. like, they’re so dedicated, they went under the knife to make sure it never happens.
imagine the crazy conversations you’ll have with these players! they’ll be talking about their surgeries like it’s no big deal, just another day in the life of a hardcore Minecraft player.
plus, think of all the crazy builds they’ll come up with! they’ll have all the time in the world to perfect their creations because they won’t be distracted by little ones running around.
so come join this server and see for yourself how awesome it is to play with a bunch of players who are all about that permanent contraception life! it’s gonna be a wild ride, for sure.
