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| Players: | 107/100 | Votes: | 1952 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Epic Battles Fought: | 14 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 133 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 20 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 6 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
join this server if you wanna play with a bunch of players who are totally committed to never having kids. like, they’re so dedicated, they went under the knife to make sure it never happens.
imagine the crazy conversations you’ll have with these players! they’ll be talking about their surgeries like it’s no big deal, just another day in the life of a hardcore Minecraft player.
plus, think of all the crazy builds they’ll come up with! they’ll have all the time in the world to perfect their creations because they won’t be distracted by little ones running around.
so come join this server and see for yourself how awesome it is to play with a bunch of players who are all about that permanent contraception life! it’s gonna be a wild ride, for sure.
