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Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 327 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 36 | Horror Stories Survived: | 1 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 23 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
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