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Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 9169 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Mines Excavated: | 4721 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 155 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 244 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
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