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Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 6744 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Crops Grown: | 8989 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
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