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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 105/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
Shadow Daggers Crafted: 29 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7
Dimension Hops: 5 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2
Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 0
Meteorites Collected: 4 Cursed Lands Purified: 9

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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