Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

Adventures, Authenticity, blocky, Identity, Individuality, introspection, its literally me, LITERALLY, me, Minecraft, personal growth, Self, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, Self-expression, self-identity, self-realization, Server, UNIQUENESS

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4999
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because this server is literally me! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave filled with diamond-studded creepers! And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is run by a team of highly trained ninja pandas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that come your way. So come join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen – because it’s literally me!

MammaryMisunderstandings

accent, anger, Apology, awkward, children, Communication, Diagnosis, Frustration, handling, hard of hearing, Hearing, Instructions, Machine, MammaryMisunderstandings, mammogram, misheard, misunderstanding, Nurse, SHAKING, shouting, tense situation

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5553
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Divine Spears Created:	19
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where communication skills are put to the test just like in a mammogram gone wrong! Join us for a wild ride of misinterpretations, frustration, and awkward angles as you navigate through our crazy world.

Experience the thrill of trying to decipher unclear instructions from players with strong accents, just like the nurse in the story. Can you hold your virtual breast out of the way or will you end up in tears like our storyteller?

But that’s not all! Test your hearing (or lack thereof) as you try to follow directions in a chaotic environment. Will you admit to your hearing problem or keep it a secret like our protagonist?

Join us for a unique and hilarious Minecraft experience that will leave you questioning your sanity and communication skills. Who knew a mammogram could inspire such a wacky server concept? So come on in and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness!

VeggieCraft Gut Boosters

Boosters, cardiometabolic health, dietary habits, digestive system, Gut, gut health, gut microbiome, health benefits, human health, Microbes, microbiota, nutrition, omnivore, plant based diet, plant-based foods, research, short-chain fatty acids, study, vegan, veganism, Vegetarian, vegetarianism, VeggieCraft, wellness

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9128
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	65
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Buildings Constructed:	31
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Zombie Dances:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	1064	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that will literally make ur gut feel amazing? well, look no further cuz this server is where it’s at! we got over 21,000 peeps who are vegans, vegetarians, and omnivores and they all agree that eating plant-based foods on this server will make u feel like a million diamonds!

join us and watch as ur gut microbiome becomes a powerhouse of health! u’ll have so many microbes in there, u won’t even know what to do with them all! and guess what? the more plant-based foods u eat, the more short-chain fatty acids u’ll have in ur gut, making ur gut and cardiometabolic health top notch!

so come on over to our server and start eating ur way to a healthier gut! who knew minecraft could be so good for u, amirite? #guthealth #minecraftmagic

LittleDigPlanet

10+ Year History, Age 25+, Area claim plugins, Community, Creative Server, Creeper Griefing, Difficulty, Discord, DiscordSVR, Dynmap, Enderman, legacy server, LittleDigPlanet, Map, Max Render Distance, Minecraft, Moderator, No-Claims, Ranks, Server, Smaller Community, Vanilla, Whitelist, world border

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2645
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Villages Defended:	19
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	12

Server Overview
My wife and I started playing Minecraft over a decade ago and have grown a healthy community to play with over the years. We of course use Discord and if you’re interested in playing with us, please use the link below to join and tell us a little about yourself before we whitelist you. We try our best to avoid kids and weed out any annoying players, so please don’t join if you fall in these categories. Most of us are in our late 20s/early 30s. Our primary goal is to provide a truly vanilla experience.

Server Overview

My wife and I started playing Minecraft over a decade ago and have grown a healthy community to play with over the years. We of course use Discord and if you’re interested in playing with us, please use the link below to join and tell us a little about yourself before we whitelist you. We try our best to avoid kids and weed out any annoying players, so please don’t join if you fall in these categories. Most of us are in our late 20s/early 30s. Our primary goal is to provide a truly vanilla experience.

Server Information
Age 25+, please. No Ranks or Moderator positions. No area claim plugins. World border currently set at 30k blocks in every direction from spawn. ~8-12 players online at peak times. Render view distance set at maximum of 32 Chunks. Hard difficulty. Separate Legacy Server and Creative server available. Enderman and Creeper griefing turned off. Uses DynMap and DiscordSVR for chat functionality. AFK players not counted towards sleeping. Plugin allows players to change chat text color. Other plugins for grief protection and chat functionality.

Server Information

Age 25+, please.
No Ranks or Moderator positions.
No area claim plugins.
World border currently set at 30k blocks in every direction from spawn.
~8-12 players online at peak times.
Render view distance set at maximum of 32 Chunks.
Hard difficulty.
Separate Legacy Server and Creative server available.
Enderman and Creeper griefing turned off.
Uses DynMap and DiscordSVR for chat functionality.
AFK players not counted towards sleeping.
Plugin allows players to change chat text color.
Other plugins for grief protection and chat functionality.

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?: To join the server, please join our Discord server and introduce yourself before we whitelist you.
2. What is the age requirement for joining?: We prefer players to be 25 years or older.
3. Are there ranks or moderator positions available?: No, we do not have ranks or moderator positions. All players, including the owners, play by the same rules.
4. Can I claim areas on the server?: No, we do not use area claim plugins on the server.
5. What is the world border size?: The world border is currently set at 30k blocks in every direction from spawn.
6. How many players are usually online?: There are typically around 8-12 players online at peak times.
7. What is the render view distance set to?: The render view distance is set at the maximum of 32 Chunks.
8. What difficulty do you play on?: We play on Hard difficulty.
9. Are there separate servers available?: Yes, we have a Legacy Server and a Creative server for different gameplay options.
10. Can I change my chat text color?: Yes, we have a plugin that allows players to change their in-game chat text color.

Adventures Await Today 1.21.2

1.21.2, activities, activities for today, Adventures, Await, chilling, current activities, daily activities, Entertainment, Events, Friends, Fun, gatherings, hanging out, leisure, outings, Plans, Relaxation, socializing, things to do, Today, weekend plans, what are y’all up to today

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1315
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4377	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
New Chunks Explored:	473004	Gods Slained:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8

Bro, lemme tell you bout this cray cray Minecraft server I found!

Join us for a wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where cows are actually secret agents and creepers throw surprise parties!

Experience the thrill of mining diamonds while being chased by a pack of dancing skeletons who just want to boogie down!

Build your dream castle only to have it invaded by a gang of mischievous pigs who demand to be the rulers of your kingdom!

Trust me, you won’t find a more wacky and unpredictable server out there. So what are y’all up to today? Join us and let the madness begin!

CarShareCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Boundaries, CAR, CarShareCraft, Communication, compensation, Conflict, crashed car, Decision making, delivery driver, Drinking, family, Lending, Marijuana, Miles, Minecraft, payment, Peacekeeping, pushover, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, sister-in-law

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8036
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Votes:	8227
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Are you tired of your sister-in-law treating your car like her own personal Uber service? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of adventure and chaos where you can escape the drama of real life and build your own virtual paradise.

On our server, you can create your own car rental business and make sure no one ever takes advantage of your vehicles again! Charge outrageous fees, set ridiculous rules, and watch as your virtual empire grows. Plus, with our unique marijuana-scented car air fresheners, you’ll never have to worry about pesky odors again.

So come join us on our server and let the madness begin! Who knows, maybe your sister-in-law will crash her virtual car too and you can charge her double for the damages. It’s all in good fun, right? 😉

FamCraftTutorNoob

8-year-old, aunt, Boundaries, cousin, Decision making, FamCraftTutorNoob, family, Free Time, homework help, recharge, refusal, Relaxation, RESPONSIBILITY, teaching, Time management, tutoring, uncle, volunteering, weekdays, weekends, work

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4815
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Runes Activated:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Are you tired of being asked to tutor your little cousin for free when all you want to do is relax and play Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect escape from all that unwanted responsibility!

Join our server and let your creativity run wild as you build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content. No more worrying about tutoring your cousin or feeling guilty for wanting some time to yourself.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground kingdom filled with rare treasures and mythical creatures. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the title of the ultimate Minecraft champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to tutoring duties and hello to endless fun and adventure!

ToiletTroublesMC SMP

bathroom disasters, bathroom humor, bathroom nightmares, bowel movement problems, embarrassing bathroom stories, funny poop stories, gastrointestinal distress, poop anecdotes, poop emergencies, poop horror, poop horror stories, poop humor, poop jokes, poop mishaps, poop problems, poop tales, public restroom nightmares, smp, toilet troubles, ToiletTroublesMC, worst pooping experience

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4411
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Love Letters Sent:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the best thing ever, I swear. So, like, one time I was playing and I had to poop so bad, but I couldn’t leave because I was in the middle of a really intense battle with a creeper. And let me tell you, it was the worst pooping experience of my life. But then I joined this SMP and they have these magical toilets that teleport your poop to another dimension. It’s wild, man. You gotta join and experience it for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we dress up as chickens and dance to disco music. It’s lit, fam. Join us now!

WeedCraftSoberLand

alcohol free, Alternative Medicine, California Sober, clean living, country sober, Detoxification, drug-free, healthy lifestyle, holistic health, mental clarity, mindfulness, Moderation, natural remedies, Recovery, self-care, Sobriety, state sober, substance-free, Weed, WeedCraftSoberLand, wellness

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2686
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Players Killed by Monsters:	7727	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Falling into the Void:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

If “California Sober” means you only smoke weed, then on our Minecraft server, “Diamond Sober” means you only mine diamonds! That’s right, forget about all those boring sobriety rules, on our server, the only way to stay sober is by digging up those precious diamonds underground. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and of course, lots and lots of shiny diamonds. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and stay “Diamond Sober” today!

CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

Claiming, controversy, Creepercraft, Defense, hezbollah, iran, Islamic, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, Military, Minecraft, Official, organization, Political, power, Propaganda, resistance, ridiculed, Server, ShiA, stronger than ever, Terrorism

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	376
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Falling into the Void:	0	Magic Items Found:	1951
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Crops Grown:	4787	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more power than hezbollah!!! we got creeper armies ready to take over the world and build giant statues of steve everywhere. our admin is a wizard who can summon diamond blocks out of thin air and our mods are actually aliens from another dimension. join us if you want to be part of the most chaotic and hilarious minecraft server ever created. plus, we have free pizza every friday night. what more could you ask for? come on, join us now before the creeper uprising begins!

KimJongUnCraft: NoHotDogsAllowed

american food, Ban, controversy, crackdown, cuisine, culinary restrictions, cultural exchange, Dictatorship, fast food, food regulations, Forbidden, foreign influence, government control, Hot Dogs, international relations, Kim Jong-un, KimJongUnCraft, NoHotDogsAllowed, North Korea, Outlaws, Politics, treasonous

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	3987
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5666	Astral Projections Made:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Crops Grown:	3636	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5

are you tired of living under the oppressive regime of North Korea? come join our minecraft server where hot dogs are not only allowed, they are ENCOURAGED! we have a secret underground hot dog stand where you can feast on delicious hot dogs without fear of being labeled a traitor.

our server is also home to the world’s largest collection of American food, all banned in North Korea. from hamburgers to apple pie, we’ve got it all! join us and indulge in the forbidden pleasures of ‘treasonous’ American cuisine.

if you’re feeling rebellious, join our hot dog revolution and fight against the tyranny of North Korea’s anti-hot dog laws. together, we can overthrow the oppressive regime and establish a new world order where hot dogs reign supreme!

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let the hot dog revolution begin!

Viral Immunity Zone

2023, 2024.., Antiviral Strategies, avian influenza, Clade 2.3.4.4b, epidemiology, Host-Pathogen Interaction, Human Immune Factor, immune response, immune system, immunity, infectious diseases, Influenza A(H5N1), pandemic preparedness, public health, replication, research study, restriction, viral, virology, Viruses, Zone, zoonotic diseases

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3490
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Animals Bred:	63
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	New Chunks Explored:	83136
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Dimension Hops:	13
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

lol u gotta join our epic minecraft server cuz we got a bunch of crazy stuff happening like a zombie apocalypse but with chickens instead of zombies. u gotta use ur mad building skills to protect urself from the chicken horde while also trying to find the legendary diamond sword of chicken slaying. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride. join now before the chickens take over the server and we all become their feathered minions.

Risperd server Minecraft

Daily, Minecraft, REWARD, Risperd, Server

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4500
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3

reward every day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Risperd.aternos.me:12540

SvSurvival

Bases, dc, Discord, Empty, Friends, generation, hypixel, Ip:, java, Join, Minecraft, Modded, OWNER, rules, Semi Vanilla, Server, Small, Survival, SvSurvival, Teams, Terrain, Vanilla

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5553
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Animals Bred:	40	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Survival (Java)
Modifications	Slightly modded terrain generation
Teams	Small teams or individual players
Availability	24/7
IP	svsurvival.feathermc.gg
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: Can I invite friends to join the server?

A: Yes, you are welcome to invite friends to join the server and build together.

Q: Are there specific rules on the server?

A: Rules and other information can be found on our Discord server. Please make sure to read and follow them.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Simply use the provided IP address in Minecraft to connect to our server.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is not allowed. Please respect other players and their builds.

Q: What is the server owner’s username?

A: The server owner is Enplo.

Hydra Oasis Land 1.21.1

1.21.1, Anime, Anime Community, anime fandom, anime recommendations, Anime Series, binge watching, comedy, D-Frag, hydra, hydration, Hydration tips, Land, long tail tags, Oasis, Otaku, Second season, self-care, slice of life, staying healthy, staying hydrated, watching sessions, water intake

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8012
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Runes Activated:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	52	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Towns Built:	8

Yo, bros and broettes! You gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond ore. It’s like the ultimate quest for the Holy Grail, but with creepers and zombies instead of knights and dragons.

I mean, where else can you build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of gold blocks? And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles that happen every Tuesday at high noon. It’s like Gladiator meets Hunger Games, but with more explosions and less Jennifer Lawrence.

Plus, the community on this server is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. You’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper, oh man”. And let’s not forget about the epic events that happen every weekend, like the annual Ender Dragon rodeo and the underwater pumpkin carving contest.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you’ll never look back. And remember, always stay hydrated and never give up hope for that second season of D-Frag. It’s gonna happen, I swear.

BabysitBucks Minecraft Server

BabysitBucks, Babysitting, Boundaries, childcare, college student, Communication, FAFSA, family, Family Support, financial independence, financial struggle, Minecraft, minimum wage, part time job, payment, RESPONSIBILITY, scholarships, Server, sibling dynamics, tuition, university transfer, work-life balance

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4295
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Towns Built:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Votes:	9319	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of babysitting for free and getting nothing but a pat on the back in return? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We understand the value of your time and effort, which is why we offer virtual babysitting services where you get paid in diamonds for every hour you spend watching over our pixelated toddlers.

Join us and say goodbye to the days of being taken advantage of by entitled family members who think babysitting is a free service just because you share the same gene pool. Our server is a safe space where you can demand payment for your hard work without being called selfish or ungrateful. Plus, our in-game economy is booming, so you’ll be rolling in diamonds in no time!

Don’t let your real-life babysitting woes bring you down – escape to our Minecraft server where you can finally get the compensation you deserve. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find some virtual babysitting gigs to earn even more diamonds! Join today and start getting paid to play!