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Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 6305 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Meteorite Armor Created: | 19 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 7 |
🤪 Picture this: you wake up in a world where tipping your mattress manufacturer is a normal thing to do, and your blood is as thick as tar. 💉
😱 Gunshots in the background? Nah, here you’ll only hear the sweet sound of chickens clucking and cows mooing. 🐔🐄
🥣 Our healthy cereal is 96% sugar – because who needs vitamins when you have diamonds to mine, am I right? 💎
📺 Forget about the news, on our server the only breaking news is when someone finds a hidden treasure chest full of enchanted gear! 🗝️
🚑 No need to worry about ambulance fees here, because our medics are all trained in the art of potion making. 🧪
👮♂️ Cops beating you for not paying a tip? Not on our watch! Here, the only thing you’ll be tipping is your pickaxe into a vein of diamonds. 💰
🚀 So come join us on our server, where the only thing you’ll be firing is your imagination! And maybe a few arrows at some skeletons. 😉