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Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 8226 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 9 | Animals Bred: | 16 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 | Battle Standards Raised: | 10 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 10 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Epic Quests Completed: | 26 |
🤪 Picture this: you wake up in a world where tipping your mattress manufacturer is a normal thing to do, and your blood is as thick as tar. 💉
😱 Gunshots in the background? Nah, here you’ll only hear the sweet sound of chickens clucking and cows mooing. 🐔🐄
🥣 Our healthy cereal is 96% sugar – because who needs vitamins when you have diamonds to mine, am I right? 💎
📺 Forget about the news, on our server the only breaking news is when someone finds a hidden treasure chest full of enchanted gear! 🗝️
🚑 No need to worry about ambulance fees here, because our medics are all trained in the art of potion making. 🧪
👮♂️ Cops beating you for not paying a tip? Not on our watch! Here, the only thing you’ll be tipping is your pickaxe into a vein of diamonds. 💰
🚀 So come join us on our server, where the only thing you’ll be firing is your imagination! And maybe a few arrows at some skeletons. 😉