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| Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 8681 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 5 | Zombie Dances: | 9 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 5 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 12 |
🤪 Picture this: you wake up in a world where tipping your mattress manufacturer is a normal thing to do, and your blood is as thick as tar. 💉
😱 Gunshots in the background? Nah, here you’ll only hear the sweet sound of chickens clucking and cows mooing. 🐔🐄
🥣 Our healthy cereal is 96% sugar – because who needs vitamins when you have diamonds to mine, am I right? 💎
📺 Forget about the news, on our server the only breaking news is when someone finds a hidden treasure chest full of enchanted gear! 🗝️
🚑 No need to worry about ambulance fees here, because our medics are all trained in the art of potion making. 🧪
👮♂️ Cops beating you for not paying a tip? Not on our watch! Here, the only thing you’ll be tipping is your pickaxe into a vein of diamonds. 💰
🚀 So come join us on our server, where the only thing you’ll be firing is your imagination! And maybe a few arrows at some skeletons. 😉
